Girl 1: Hussein's lookin' sharp today!
Girl 2: Maybe it's because of his Saddam necktie...
Girl 1: Saddam! You could hang with us any time!
Girl 2: Maybe it's because of his Saddam necktie...
Girl 1: Saddam! You could hang with us any time!
by Matt |2 January 07, 2007
The coed frat for college students who no longer want to get crunk, usually with a set of 12 stairs in front.
A college greek version of Alcoholics Anonymous.
A college greek version of Alcoholics Anonymous.
Guy No. 1: Do you want to come to a party with me?
Guy No. 2: No, the game is on. Also, I'm in Alpha Alpha, so I can't drink.
Guy No. 2: No, the game is on. Also, I'm in Alpha Alpha, so I can't drink.
by Matt |2 August 01, 2009
n. What shopaholics are addicted to
Husband: Why are these credit card bills so high?!
Wife: I dunno...
Husband: I thought you quit doing Shopahol!
Wife: (sobs) I... I'm still a shopaholic.
Wife: I dunno...
Husband: I thought you quit doing Shopahol!
Wife: (sobs) I... I'm still a shopaholic.
by Matt |2 November 22, 2006
Alan: So, are you doing anything with her tonight?
Matt: Mebeh
Alan: I idolize you -- why won't you tell me?
Matt: I don't have to reveal ALL my secrets.
Matt: Mebeh
Alan: I idolize you -- why won't you tell me?
Matt: I don't have to reveal ALL my secrets.
by Matt |2 August 21, 2007
Man 1: Dude, are you hungry?
Man 2: I'm starved -- and it's only the second inning
Man 1: I'm gonna go get a hot dog
Man 2: But the line's really long now
Man 1: Dude, if I don't go now, I'll be in that barbequeue FOREVER
Man 2: Good point. Here's $50. Get me a Coke, garlic fries and some seeds while you're at it
Man 1: Fine, but I'm keeping the change
Man 2: I'm starved -- and it's only the second inning
Man 1: I'm gonna go get a hot dog
Man 2: But the line's really long now
Man 1: Dude, if I don't go now, I'll be in that barbequeue FOREVER
Man 2: Good point. Here's $50. Get me a Coke, garlic fries and some seeds while you're at it
Man 1: Fine, but I'm keeping the change
by Matt |2 April 25, 2006
Man 1: Dude, what happened to your head?
Man 2: For April Fools' Day, my jackass roommate got me a Demolition Derby
Man 2: For April Fools' Day, my jackass roommate got me a Demolition Derby
by Matt |2 April 28, 2006
Man 1: Hey it's November or December or January!
Man 2: You know what that means...
Man 1: Hanukkah, of course!
Man 2: Have you had latkes this year?
Man 1: My mother-in-law made some.
Man 2: And?
Man 1: They were shvach.
Man 2: That's too bad. You want some sufganiot?
Man 1: No. Those are too fattening.
Man 2: You know what that means...
Man 1: Hanukkah, of course!
Man 2: Have you had latkes this year?
Man 1: My mother-in-law made some.
Man 2: And?
Man 1: They were shvach.
Man 2: That's too bad. You want some sufganiot?
Man 1: No. Those are too fattening.
by Matt |2 December 12, 2006