Matt's definitions

Othello

One kick ass play supposedly wirtten by "Shakespear". About one kick-ass Afican-Venician dude. Who in the end cuts his woman, because of his dumb ass friend.

Don't make me go Othello on you.

by Matt November 29, 2003

g4

A Television network that took great joy in acquiring TechTv only to utterly destroy it in less than a year. A perfect example of the continuing trend of the dumbing down of america, it is unlikely that g4 will finish out the year as it has lower ratings than the tv guide channel and the golf network. This is due in part to the fact that G4's target demographic (males 12-34) finds that channel simply ridiculous.

Bob: I would like to lose 5 million brain cells today...

Joe: Well bob, just turn g4.

by matt March 23, 2005

alchemy

In a nutshell, alchemy was "chemistry" before the periodic table. It was believed that combining the four basic properties (earth, fire, air, and water) in certain ratios could produce iron, gold, booze, and even life itself. Alchemy was no longer practiced after LaVosier's studies and the publishing of the Periodic Table of Elements.

The anime Full Metal Alchemist has very little to do with classical alchemy.

by Matt July 19, 2005

Stamp Bag

A bag of herion in powder form.

My dealer hooked me down, I got this stamp bag for only $10. Sweet deal.

by Matt November 12, 2003

FreeBSD

the most stable and secure operating system out there. dominate over linux and windows.

www.freebsd.org

by matt April 19, 2003

McPhysique

McPhysique : A term used to describe people who weigh over 250 and are often shaped like buoys.

Those whales walking out of wal-mart have McPhysiques.

by Matt April 14, 2005

civic

JESUS-FUCKING-CHRIST! It's just a car. Plain and simple. It's a car made by Honda Motors, Co, designed to be an inexpensive ECONOMY car. The DX, Value Package, and LX models have a 112 horsepower engine, the EX model has a 127 hp engine (2004 sedan models), and the Si model has a 160 hp engine (2004 model). It's not made for racing, it's made to be fuel-efficient, which it is. Practically every website that has the word "Civic" in it, be it here, a forum, or anywhere else, has this damn argument about whether Civics are good racing cars or not. NOBODY CARES! Most of you probably don't own a car anyway!

The first car I owned a 1989 Honda Civic Hatchback in about 2002-ish. I didn't race it once, but whenever I mentioned I owned a Civic, people didn't care what year it was - they automatically thought I raced and that I was a ricer. Yeah, like I'd race in a car that had a horsepower range of 68-72. I learned to drive a stick shift in that car, that's about it.

by Matt August 8, 2004