Matt's definitions

hilary duff

a very hot,young woman with great talents in everything she does. whoever doesnt like her is just jealous because shes better than all of you low-lives.

"look its hilary duff! wut a hottie!"

by Matt April 20, 2005

Cyber Whores

whores that fuck up anything electronical, particularily computers in internet realated situations. Can only be destroyed by kicking them in the cunts and saying the magical work WAZZOO!

*Computer Breaks* AHH I HATE THOSE DAMN CYBER WHORES

by Matt January 4, 2004

1337

one thousand three hundred and thirty seven

(i do know the true meaning)

guy: i am 1337!!
me: you're a number??

by matt March 3, 2005

comedy pyramid

A game played on the radio where callers ring up on the topic at hand and try and have the funniest quip.

by matt October 22, 2003

gufaffel

To laugh. A mixture of the words Guffaw and Laff.

by matt September 4, 2003

Clark and Belmont

The second most popular intersection in the prestegious village of Wrigleyville on Chicago's North Side.

Gaggles of trixies and chads frolick about Clark and Belmont on their way out to drink Bud Light in Irish Pubs.

by Matt March 30, 2005

the strokes

A very, very kick ass band from NYC. They're by far one of the best shows you can see live.

I went to a Strokes concert and it was BAD ASS

by Matt June 22, 2004