Matt's definitions

Sophomore Jinx

Alright kiddies, there are two definitions for this.

1) In baseball, this refers to the superstition that a rookie's second year will be a bad one, i.e. he gets injured, plays a horrible season, or the team falls apart on account of his playing style.

2) In college, it refers to the time when classes are getting much harder, sometimes even the harder than the following years in an undergraduate program. It can also refer to the student changing his/her major and having a hard time with it at first.

1) There are too many to list, check the stats at www.mlb.com

2) Little Billy suffered the Sophomore Jinx when he broke down working on a Rigid Body Mechanics assignment. He's now an Anthropology major.

by Matt September 5, 2005

hifey

A word commenlly said by "gangstas" or white suburban kids, to discribe a chaotic time

hifey in my wify

by matt March 5, 2004

affinity

a natural attraction between persons.
the same basis as 'chemistry'

Jacob "man, i wish i had the same relationship is Jess and Jay."
Joe "its affinity man"

by Matt March 7, 2005

sock badger

Creature which lives in washing machines and makes its nest with socks. Never been caught, but the presence of odd socks in the wash is evidence of their existance

The sock badger has been at my socks again.

by Matt February 27, 2005

nikguh

Vietnamese way of saying nigga. May be used in a friendly or threatening way.

Nikguh please, you ain't got shit on me.

by Matt November 7, 2004

pigravach

An versatile exclamation which can display exasperation, disgust, jubilation or endearment. Widely used in Halifax NS, and derived from the supposed Romanian translation for "pig".

Acceptable in almost any context, especially when painting.

PIGRAVACH!
YOU PIGRAVACH!
AAAAAAH!!! PIGRAVACH!

PIGRAVACHSKI! (fem.)

by Matt October 25, 2004

Sleeping Beauty

Ejactulating ropes of semen onto a girl's face while she sleeps.

I gave that girl a sleeping beauty last night.

by Matt October 20, 2003