Matt's definitions

butt bump

A hit of cocaine administered anally. See also bump

Gimme a butt bump

by matt August 24, 2003

bent

Yo when you drunk as shit.

Lat night wen we got dose hos i was bent.

by Matt January 6, 2005

marul

To fall over oneself, often with no action to encourage the fall

"How'd he break his leg?"
"Oh, he maruled getting out of bed this morning"

by matt March 18, 2004

Wobbly H

A threesome consisting of a man doing a women from behind, while she bends over and sucks another mans cock. All three people are standing. They form a capital 'H'. With each thrust from the man, the H tends to wobble.

Mike and I got that college freshman up in our dorm room and did a wobbly h with her.

by Matt August 26, 2003

Naive

16 Year Old Girls.

Mary though that she couldn't get hurt in a moch pit. She was so naive

by Matt September 19, 2003

Pie Goddess

A female master of all things pie-related, whether it be the creation of, or consumption of pies.

"Nicole is an amazing blonde Pie Goddess"

by Matt December 9, 2003

doing dudes

Euphamism for "homosexual beahvior". Intended to bring ridicule upon whoever it is said to.

Chris said he was leaving the party to file his taxes, so I said "Have fun doing dudes".

by Matt March 30, 2005