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dirty santa

somewhat like a dirty sanchez. It's when a guy blows his load in his girl during anal sex then wipes his schlong on the girls face to make a white beard like santa.
I gave my girlfriend Mallory a dirty santa last night.
by Matt October 13, 2004
mugGet the dirty santamug.

sgt.pumpass (sergeant pumpass)

1.One who acts stupid. 2. One who acts extremely homosexual.
Who's Sgt. pumpass over there? Shut up sgt.pumpass!
by matt November 4, 2003
mugGet the sgt.pumpass (sergeant pumpass)mug.

Slezak

A prestigious surname with its roots from the Czech Republic
The Slezak family comes from high nobility and includes ingenious members.
by Matt November 24, 2003
mugGet the Slezakmug.

carne enchada

carne enchada- mexican term for swollen meat Ask one of your friends if the want tacos of carne enchada
My friend wanted tacos of carne guisada but I bought her tacos of carne enchada instead.
by matt January 16, 2005
mugGet the carne enchadamug.

Jonesy joke

when something is said and only one person in group laughs, then the rest of the group laaughs at the first person who was laughing.
Doug said that he saw a rabbid cat fish, all of a sudden Beau started laughing. Greg then said "oh god, not another jonesy joke"
by Matt March 2, 2005
mugGet the Jonesy jokemug.

Paintball

A game in which opposing teams use CO2 operated guns to propel a ball filled with paint at one another. When you are hit with the "paintball" you are considered "out of the game". This continues until the requiered objective is complete(usually capturing a flag or eliminating the entire opposing team).Special games of "Speedball" are often played where the players are in close proximity to each other, often using inflatable "bunkers" as thier only cover. The guns or "markers" as they are often referred to as, use CO2 or Nitro as a propellant for the shperical shaped projectile or "paintball". When fired at a high velocity, they are known to bruise or even break bare skin. This is why there is a common limit to how hard they can shoot usually around 300fps.
Now stop acting like little bitches arguing over whos better and SHUT THE FUCK UP!!
by matt August 23, 2003
mugGet the Paintballmug.

Wuhspotch

Erick is such a cum blizzard wuhspotch!
by Matt March 9, 2004
mugGet the Wuhspotchmug.

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