Matt's definitions
somewhat like a dirty sanchez. It's when a guy blows his load in his girl during anal sex then wipes his schlong on the girls face to make a white beard like santa.
by Matt October 13, 2004
Get the dirty santamug. by matt November 4, 2003
Get the sgt.pumpass (sergeant pumpass)mug. by Matt November 24, 2003
Get the Slezakmug. carne enchada- mexican term for swollen meat Ask one of your friends if the want tacos of carne enchada
by matt January 16, 2005
Get the carne enchadamug. when something is said and only one person in group laughs, then the rest of the group laaughs at the first person who was laughing.
Doug said that he saw a rabbid cat fish, all of a sudden Beau started laughing. Greg then said "oh god, not another jonesy joke"
by Matt March 2, 2005
Get the Jonesy jokemug. A game in which opposing teams use CO2 operated guns to propel a ball filled with paint at one another. When you are hit with the "paintball" you are considered "out of the game". This continues until the requiered objective is complete(usually capturing a flag or eliminating the entire opposing team).Special games of "Speedball" are often played where the players are in close proximity to each other, often using inflatable "bunkers" as thier only cover. The guns or "markers" as they are often referred to as, use CO2 or Nitro as a propellant for the shperical shaped projectile or "paintball". When fired at a high velocity, they are known to bruise or even break bare skin. This is why there is a common limit to how hard they can shoot usually around 300fps.
by matt August 23, 2003
Get the Paintballmug. 