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Mantids

What Dave calls Mantises
"Hey Dave, are you looking for mantids"
"Why aren't you looking for mantids"
by Matt September 24, 2004
mugGet the Mantidsmug.

Sir Prancealot

A sweaty, effeminate, bearded uncle who dances too much at family weddings and remains a bachelor his whole life. Has a reputation among his immediate family as a "bit of a fruit" and profanes female celebrities when drunk.
eg. "That Carol fucking Vordermann has had a face-lift. Dirty tart."
Son: Mummy, why is Unky Jeremy doing the can-can with that waiter?

Mother: Oh you know your Uncle Jeremy. He always was a bit of a Sir Prancealot.
by Matt April 28, 2004
mugGet the Sir Prancealotmug.

clevace

There was dog clevace all over my lawn
by Matt April 19, 2005
mugGet the clevacemug.

gloiven

Believed to be the Jewish slang for anus, or a random exclamation of enjoyment. Often a source of pain, pain in the gloiven.
Frink: 100% chance of PAIN! PAIN in da gloiven!
by matt October 24, 2003
mugGet the gloivenmug.

Whiteboarding

"Fancy Whiteboardin' man?"
by Matt May 26, 2004
mugGet the Whiteboardingmug.

Debaser

Debaser o debaser.
Quincy : Can I lick your pee-pee?
Debaser: Clancey can handle it..
by matt November 17, 2003
mugGet the Debasermug.

Millimeter Mosnster

A penis that is so incredibly small that it can only be seen with a microscope.
No girls will give a blowjob to Brian Roth because of his Millimeter Mosnster.

:Not even Chelsea.
by Matt May 17, 2004
mugGet the Millimeter Mosnstermug.

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