Matt's definitions

nerd syndrome

A disease that stems from too much time at the computer, playing starcraft and other nerdy things.

Symptoms: Thick glasses, crooked nose, not leaving your room, getting below a 90% and panicking, having no friends, spending all your time on shit that doesn't matter, and having no fashion sense.

Adam Kirsh has MAD nerd syndrome.

by matt February 10, 2004

toe-up

Really REALLY high.

We was toe-UP!

by matt February 11, 2004

gusittt

Relatively new word used to describe a middle lane driver on British motorways.

Should only be really be used to describe when the Gusittt continues to drive in the middle lane forcing you to change from inside lane to the outside lane to over take, then to return back to the inside lane again.

Should the offending driver move into the inside lane when you need to overtake, this is not a gusittt

move over you gusittt!

by matt February 11, 2004

goal hanger

A centre forward in the game of football (soccer) who does nothing all game except stand within 6 yards of the goal to score easy goals.

also used a metaphor for someone who doesn't try at anything but gets the results through luck and other people's endeavors.

He is such a goal hanger!

by matt February 11, 2004

oober nerd

A supernerd. Relating to excessively nerdish behaviour usually when someone displays superior knowledge on a lame subject matter, such as Star Trek, Starwars etc

No one cares about the dilithiam crytals oobernerd!

by matt February 11, 2004

asdf

Used when an appropriate title cannot be ascertained. Or: In the subject bar of an email when no title is deemed worthy.

asdfghjkl;'

by Matt June 13, 2002

Dead Presidents

American currency, any paper money

Jerome: How much is that?
Leroy: I'll make it 20 dead presidents
Jerome: Aight

by matt October 1, 2002