Matt's definitions

suckzor

A word used to describe someone bad at a certain thing, mostly on counter-strike.

OMG im so l33t and you are t3h suckzor.

by matt April 7, 2005

liquid candy

Pepperment Shnopps

Everyone likes liquid candy

by Matt June 21, 2004

b00n

A "b00n" Is a "1337" speak term used by Multiplayer Gamers to describe a person who doesnt deserve the title of n00b, because he/she sucks terrible ass.

Kyle: Yo that b00n doesnt know how to open the door.
Matt: Damn Straight, i got him with my 1337 2|<1||2. Fucking b00nie.

by Matt February 5, 2004

sponge monkey

those fucking talking roadkill that are supposed to inspire eating a quiznos sub

mmmm those sponge monkeys are making me hungry

by matt March 7, 2004

cougar

A car made by Mercury. Mercury Cougar.

That Cougar is pretty fast

by Matt August 4, 2004

mac deez

a huge homo erotic person that likescock put where the sun does not shit and having end up in there mouth

one of my friends which is a prime example, he is a walking mac deez

by matt February 17, 2005

Fire Crotch

When your crotch is on fire

My joint fell in my pubes, now I gots me a fire crotch

by Matt September 30, 2004