Definitions by Matt

Hard Niple-Tightis 

When your niple has a pimple on the inside of it. Or, your niple is just hard.

I've come down with a case of Hard Niple-Tightis

Hard Niple-Tightis by Matt January 24, 2004

Hard Nipple-Tightis 

When you grow a pimple like bump inside your nipple or your nipple just becomes hard.

I've come down with a case of Hard Nipple-Tightis

Hard Nipple-Tightis by Matt January 24, 2004

meaning of life 

Three simple truths: Enjoy, grow, unite.

Have fun evolving together.

meaning of life by matt January 24, 2004

townie 

The best time to get them is when they are on their own, you may have noticed that one townie will look at the floor when they pass u and ure mates, this is the best time to get ure own back. They r just stupid pussies with nothing betta to do than hang around town in gangs waiting for a single non-townie to walk past, (they usually only attack when ure on your own) then they will follow the poor unsuspecting person and beat them up 4 no reason. Townies = Shit.. especially JaSoN

"Fukkin innit mate, did u c da blazin squad on pop hits last nite? They hav phat tunes, fukkin innit." "Fuk yea, hey look theres sum kid on his own, lets go beat him shitless!" "Fukkin bitchin idea fukkin innit"

townie by matt January 23, 2004

penis shit licker 

Licker of shit coming from penis

you penis shit licker

penis shit licker by matt January 23, 2004

Pocket fox 

A small attractive lady

My God, she is quite a little pocket fox.

Pocket fox by Matt January 20, 2004

Stiff Meat 

Frozen dead animal.

The hard genital organ of a male.

Also the name of the most rockin' band Melbourne ever produced (R.I.P).

Stiff Meat rocked really hard, that's why all those girls are lining up on there knees over there! Anyone for some sausages? I'll just have to defrost them!

Stiff Meat by Matt January 20, 2004