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Definitions by Matt

Man hole cover 

A cover protecting a mans ass, usually used in jail.
"Man, should of gotten a man hole cover!"
Man hole cover by Matt January 25, 2004

Hard Niple-Tightis 

When your niple has a pimple on the inside of it. Or, your niple is just hard.
I've come down with a case of Hard Niple-Tightis
Hard Niple-Tightis by Matt January 24, 2004

Hard Nipple-Tightis 

When you grow a pimple like bump inside your nipple or your nipple just becomes hard.
I've come down with a case of Hard Nipple-Tightis
Hard Nipple-Tightis by Matt January 24, 2004

meaning of life 

Three simple truths: Enjoy, grow, unite.
meaning of life by matt January 24, 2004
The best time to get them is when they are on their own, you may have noticed that one townie will look at the floor when they pass u and ure mates, this is the best time to get ure own back. They r just stupid pussies with nothing betta to do than hang around town in gangs waiting for a single non-townie to walk past, (they usually only attack when ure on your own) then they will follow the poor unsuspecting person and beat them up 4 no reason. Townies = Shit.. especially JaSoN
"Fukkin innit mate, did u c da blazin squad on pop hits last nite? They hav phat tunes, fukkin innit." "Fuk yea, hey look theres sum kid on his own, lets go beat him shitless!" "Fukkin bitchin idea fukkin innit"
townie by matt January 23, 2004

penis shit licker 

Licker of shit coming from penis
penis shit licker by matt January 23, 2004

Pocket fox 

My God, she is quite a little pocket fox.
Pocket fox by Matt January 20, 2004