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Whisky whose ratio of water to alcohol is a whole number made up of digits with holes like 6, 8, or 9.
Some math profs have this weird drinking habit of not partaking in any types of whisky other than holey spirit.
by MathPlus December 24, 2018
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By accidentally inserting a comma between “fruit” and “plants” in the draft containing “fruit plants, tropical and semi-tropical, are exempt from import tariffs,” all imported fruit suddenly become duty-free; as a result, the government loses tens of millions of dollars for that “dear comma.”
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To get even with his key staff who are deserting him and are serving their last few weeks or months at the White House, Donald wants to trumpgifting them, as an outward sign of his displeasure and frustration towards them.
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Why do bad things happen to good people? And material blessings seem to be chasing after evil people? Life is a bitch, isn’t it?
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Tally is the tower user who notoriously uses the last toilet roll until there are barely any sheets left for her family members to wipe their backsides.
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Whenever you find yourself in those dark places (breakup, betrayal, death, debt, divorce, hurt, job loss, sickness, …), know that God can turn your question marks into exclamation points.
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