A sexual practice used to break in new lesbians. The partner massages the breasts, groin, and buttocks of the prospective convert with a hand wrapped in a steaming towel.
Michelle thought it was bad when they kept staring at her breasts in the bar, but nothing could prepare her for the feeling of her first Steaming Palmer.
by Mateo Incognito July 02, 2008
by Mateo incognito April 04, 2009
A euphemism for "captured by fast zombies." In the role-playing game "HERO Madison," a person captured by the fast zombies is taken to the Johnson Creek Outlet mall for some nefarious purpose.
by Mateo Incognito December 15, 2008