MatT's definitions

port vale f.c

Currently playing in a high division when you consider their inept ability to actually the sport of Football. Also known as Port Fail because of their fantastically pathetic record in football.

Port Fail have never won a major trophy

by matt November 11, 2004

gusittt

Relatively new word used to describe a middle lane driver on British motorways.

Should only be really be used to describe when the Gusittt continues to drive in the middle lane forcing you to change from inside lane to the outside lane to over take, then to return back to the inside lane again.

Should the offending driver move into the inside lane when you need to overtake, this is not a gusittt

move over you gusittt!

by matt February 11, 2004

Cardboard-Box

N. Device used for stealth in MGS. More then often doesn't work.

Hugh? A strangely placed box. I shall inspect. "!" H.Q. WE HAVE AN INTRUDER!
|ALERT! 99.99|

by Matt September 7, 2005

Nasophilia

Arousal from the sight, touch, licking, or sucking of a partner's nose.

sucking da eye > playing the pink obeo

by matt November 28, 2003

rahoul

the word used to describe someone who has such a large nose that he is sometimes called "captain big nose", also see, pinocio, snuffy, and snozza for more definitions

"man that kid has a nose like rahoul"
"rahouls nose is so big that he blows his nose with a bed sheet"

by matt April 8, 2005

wounded pirate

another term for an angry pirate

After getting great head from Denise, I pulled out and sprayed her in the eye, then I kicked her in the shin. As she hobbled after me down the hall, she resembled a "wounded pirate."

by Matt September 1, 2004

penis

Substitute for a large powerful and/or European sports car.

That man drives a Porsche, he must have a very small penis.

I drive a Volvo, I have a huge penis.

by Matt December 18, 2003