Wookie

Any woman that is just gross and disgusting. Also one that is gross and disgusting, but just has on a lot of makeup or other "enhancements"

Man we went to this Mardi Gras party expecting some fine women, we roll in on it and find nothing but wookies!
Note: Works really well if you can do the wookie growl from star wars

by Matt March 03, 2005

face

Face, usually used in place of the "f" word or hell. or to insult someone

what the face was that?

you're a face.

by Matt April 04, 2004

sitfuck

having sex while sitting down

Did you see that shit they were sitfucking while I was eating my sandwhich.

by Matt June 17, 2006

Jonesy joke

when something is said and only one person in group laughs, then the rest of the group laaughs at the first person who was laughing.

Doug said that he saw a rabbid cat fish, all of a sudden Beau started laughing. Greg then said "oh god, not another jonesy joke"

by Matt March 02, 2005

dirty santa

somewhat like a dirty sanchez. It's when a guy blows his load in his girl during anal sex then wipes his schlong on the girls face to make a white beard like santa.

I gave my girlfriend Mallory a dirty santa last night.

by Matt October 13, 2004

Slezak

A prestigious surname with its roots from the Czech Republic

The Slezak family comes from high nobility and includes ingenious members.

by Matt November 24, 2003

carne enchada

carne enchada- mexican term for swollen meat Ask one of your friends if the want tacos of carne enchada

My friend wanted tacos of carne guisada but I bought her tacos of carne enchada instead.

by matt January 16, 2005