Shartsville

A fictitious place where one shits themselves as a result of trying to pass a fart.

George thought he was slick to squeeze one off in the elevator not knowing he was on the way to Shartsville!

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Crapachino

"Every morning like clockwork, Noel goes into the restroom stall to have a crapachino"

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A poor design or something that is in bad shape.

That car looks like a hog's ass sewed up with barbed wire!

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Someone wading in a swimming pool, unconsciously shits themselves in the same manner as a hippopotamus does in the wild.

After seeing the emerging brown cloud in the water slowly expanding from behind his swim trunks, I concluded that old man was a real crapopotamus.

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