Cumbrella

An umbrella to sheild one from cum.

Husband: "Oh, god! Jizzgasm!"
Wife: "Sweet Jesus! Where the hell is my cumbrella?"

by Master Travisio May 31, 2005

jorny

A very funny typo of journey. Used by Lauren and Travis.

Lauren: takes you on a jorny.
Travis: Whee!

by Master Travisio March 27, 2005

Shoes

What you say when you can't say shit.

Travis: <drops books>
Travis: Oh, shoes!

by Master Travisio March 31, 2005

leave

A song by Jo Jo that Lauren and Travis strangely like.

Travis: Get out.
Travis: Right now.
Travis: This is the end of you and me!
Lauren: Oh yeah?
Lauren: Bring.
Lauren: It.
Lauren: On.

by Master Travisio March 27, 2005