Master Prize Sir Matt Surmize's definitions

Bald dick surprise

When you realize all dick heads are bald so there is nothing to worry about.

I spent half my life thinking that I am surrounded by dicks with hair but only my dick head grows hair so I was happy to be bald dick surprised.

by Master Prize Sir Matt Surmize December 24, 2023

Gerpur

When someone plays their fiercest card in a game thinking it will make a roar but after the final all-in bet, they realize their roar is a purr and they lose and are awarded with eternal embarrassment.

They acted like they had a pair but they were later found out to be without a pair and were forever labeled a gerpur.

by Master Prize Sir Matt Surmize December 24, 2023

gnudhamshire

When one is nude in New Hampshire.

You know damn sure we are going gnudhamshire this weekend!

by Master Prize Sir Matt Surmize December 24, 2023

gnudhamshire

When one is nude in New Hampshire.

You know damn sure we are going gnudhamshire this weekend!

by Master Prize Sir Matt Surmize December 24, 2023

kaiakai

When your hair isn’t long enough to reveal any real neck lines so you revert to jargon from bygone eras.

I asked them what their favorite comparable was but they went all kaiakai during their response so I knew the extent of their knowings, yearnings, furlings and cure links.

by Master Prize Sir Matt Surmize December 24, 2023