Definitions by Master Prize Sir Matt Surmize
Bald dick surprise
I spent half my life thinking that I am surrounded by dicks with hair but only my dick head grows hair so I was happy to be bald dick surprised.
Bald dick surprise by Master Prize Sir Matt Surmize December 24, 2023
gnudhamshire
gnudhamshire by Master Prize Sir Matt Surmize December 24, 2023
gnudhamshire
gnudhamshire by Master Prize Sir Matt Surmize December 24, 2023
Gerpur
When someone plays their fiercest card in a game thinking it will make a roar but after the final all-in bet, they realize their roar is a purr and they lose and are awarded with eternal embarrassment.
They acted like they had a pair but they were later found out to be without a pair and were forever labeled a gerpur.
Gerpur by Master Prize Sir Matt Surmize December 24, 2023
kaiakai
When your hair isn’t long enough to reveal any real neck lines so you revert to jargon from bygone eras.
I asked them what their favorite comparable was but they went all kaiakai during their response so I knew the extent of their knowings, yearnings, furlings and cure links.
kaiakai by Master Prize Sir Matt Surmize December 24, 2023