Definitions by Master Odius

Scarlett Fever

When someone is so madly in love with Scarlett Johansson that they buy posters of her, fantasize about dating and/or marrying her, and hoping to god that she'll one day have an Instagram account so you can DM her.

I was diagnosed with Scarlett Fever when I watched Iron Man 2 and saw all the scenes with Black Widow in them, and she's really really hot! I'd do anything to marry her

Scarlett Fever by Master Odius February 16, 2022

JLO

A woman who is in her 50's but looks like she's 30.

Dude #1: I just don't understand how my mom can look so good for her age.
Dude #2: How old is she?
Dude #1: 52
Dude #2: Wow, she's a total JLO!

JLO by Master Odius February 16, 2022