Master Chief 's definitions

noob stick

may originate from counterstrike but now it means the cheap ass close range sword used in Halo 2.

noobs use it (cheap ass fuckers) and get killed bye it (cause all they can suck is ass)

Play live all day long and dont using the FUCKING noob stick you fucking noob . . . (dual wield plasma rifle/plasma pistol!!!)

by Master Chief December 1, 2004

Bruce Factor

The reason a drunk person may decide to climb onto a parked car, fall off, knock himself unconcious and be taken to a local hospital by Ambulance. He will also have his shoes confiscated by the Police and miss the rest of his best mates Stag night.

by Master Chief August 12, 2003

wickaye

Variant of wordwicked/word (an amount of cool) - that which is wickaye is invariably good! Can be deemed fantastic.

"That new hard-trance anthem from Tidy.com is WICKAYE!" >Ali G finger snap follows here<

by Master Chief June 20, 2003

zenbad

The term is a derogatory term used to define that someone (or something) is really hopeless at what that do.

Derivative of the word bad

Source, believed to originate from fighters within the covenant.

"god, you are worse than worse you are zenbad !!"

by Master Chief November 13, 2004

weight nazi

One who is in charge of the Physical Readiness and Training (PRT) program at your echelon, whose duties include looking up your shorts while pretending to count the number of sit-ups you're doing and caressing your waist as he lovingly slides the tape around your belly to measure its circumference.

You are absolutely getting a Posthumous Purple Heart in your next combat tour, you fucking weight nazi.

by Master Chief July 12, 2003

nya

something you say when you're trying to think of the word to use but you can't think of it at the time.

That's so... sooo... nyaa!! I can't think of the word right now, but you get what I fuckin' mean right?

by Master Chief April 17, 2004

Bruce Factor

A measure of damage, luck and misfortune. The Bruce Factor may arrive at a party as soon as the first glass is broken where apon the rest of the evening will be a veritable chaos of broken mirrors, bad luck, stray corks, stolen lighters, badly pulled bongs resulting in a strange, guttoral choke and general pandemonium. The Bruce Factor will leave approximately one hour after you have evicted your Bruce (a drunken mess) to the great wide world...

"My god we have a lot of broken glasses!"
"Yes. I blame the Bruce Factor."

by Master Chief June 20, 2003