Master Chief 's definitions

zenbad

The term is a derogatory term used to define that someone (or something) is really hopeless at what that do.

Derivative of the word bad

Source, believed to originate from fighters within the covenant.

"god, you are worse than worse you are zenbad !!"

by Master Chief November 13, 2004

nya

something you say when you're trying to think of the word to use but you can't think of it at the time.

That's so... sooo... nyaa!! I can't think of the word right now, but you get what I fuckin' mean right?

by Master Chief April 17, 2004

noob stick

may originate from counterstrike but now it means the cheap ass close range sword used in Halo 2.

noobs use it (cheap ass fuckers) and get killed bye it (cause all they can suck is ass)

Play live all day long and dont using the FUCKING noob stick you fucking noob . . . (dual wield plasma rifle/plasma pistol!!!)

by Master Chief December 1, 2004

Boli

The plural for "bollocks" (which, in turn, is the plural for bollock).

To be boli, a thing must be absolute and total bollocks. Immeasurable in it's bollock-ness.

Dave's drinking sheet was absolute boli!

by Master Chief August 12, 2003

Po-Lo

Post-Lopez. Jennifer Lopez claimed that being "for real" was like breathing for her and that she was still "Jenny from the Block".

Considering she is the least grounded person since Yuri Gagarin, it is somewhat a surprise that even though everyone knew this, they STILL lapped it up.

David Blaine is radically Po-Lo in the scale of his attempts to turn pure shit into gold.

by Master Chief September 29, 2003

Halo

One of the best FPS games EVER. To all that say's it sucks, don't be sad your mom won't buy it for you and you're stuck with Mario.

Too bad I can't get Halo, so let me make fun of it on urbandictionary.com

by Master Chief October 28, 2003

Bruce Factor

The reason a drunk person may decide to climb onto a parked car, fall off, knock himself unconcious and be taken to a local hospital by Ambulance. He will also have his shoes confiscated by the Police and miss the rest of his best mates Stag night.

by Master Chief August 12, 2003