Definitions by Master Chief

Firend 

loves dancing on the corner and getting paid to lick pickles.

Phillip is a firend.

Firend by Master Chief January 30, 2017

noob stick 

may originate from counterstrike but now it means the cheap ass close range sword used in Halo 2.

noobs use it (cheap ass fuckers) and get killed bye it (cause all they can suck is ass)

Play live all day long and dont using the FUCKING noob stick you fucking noob . . . (dual wield plasma rifle/plasma pistol!!!)

noob stick by Master Chief December 1, 2004

zenbad 

The term is a derogatory term used to define that someone (or something) is really hopeless at what that do.

Derivative of the word bad

Source, believed to originate from fighters within the covenant.

"god, you are worse than worse you are zenbad !!"

zenbad by Master Chief November 13, 2004

nya 

something you say when you're trying to think of the word to use but you can't think of it at the time.

That's so... sooo... nyaa!! I can't think of the word right now, but you get what I fuckin' mean right?

nya by Master Chief April 17, 2004

Halo 

One of the best FPS games EVER. To all that say's it sucks, don't be sad your mom won't buy it for you and you're stuck with Mario.

Too bad I can't get Halo, so let me make fun of it on urbandictionary.com

Halo by Master Chief October 28, 2003

Po-Lo

Post-Lopez. Jennifer Lopez claimed that being "for real" was like breathing for her and that she was still "Jenny from the Block".

Considering she is the least grounded person since Yuri Gagarin, it is somewhat a surprise that even though everyone knew this, they STILL lapped it up.

David Blaine is radically Po-Lo in the scale of his attempts to turn pure shit into gold.

Po-Lo by Master Chief September 29, 2003

Boli

The plural for "bollocks" (which, in turn, is the plural for bollock).

To be boli, a thing must be absolute and total bollocks. Immeasurable in it's bollock-ness.

Dave's drinking sheet was absolute boli!

Boli by Master Chief August 12, 2003