Mason's definitions

cold cock

The act of either fucking or slapping someone across the face with a limp penis.

Hey, chach, I cold cocked your mom last night.

by Mason April 14, 2003

crumb snatcher

Derogatory term for a young black child. See niglet

Git outta mah trailer ya'll lil' crumb snatcher!

by Mason April 14, 2003

rosie palms

Another creative term for male masturbation

I'm spending a quiet evening with Rosie Palms tonight.

by Mason April 14, 2003

boomshiika

BOOMSKIIKA:(BOOM-SHEE-KA) A word used in place of pudding derived from my freind cooper who said it was a tradition of philie ,but was just a word.

jack gimmie your boomshiika

by mason February 1, 2005

bone crusher

Term used to describe a fat or overweight woman.

Take a look at bone crusher over there!

by Mason April 14, 2003

cack

To use ones penis to hit someone with, usually upon the face.

A combination of 'cock' and 'smack'

'He cacked me on the face, and now I have a big long bruise'

'Watch it, or i'll cack you.'

by Mason January 30, 2004

Rumpy

Endearing term for a friend or family member, usually another male. May come from the word "grumpy" originally, or may refer to the rump or butt. My father called my grandfather this and vice versa. Is also an adjective meaning "darn" or "stupid" for objects or situations.

"Hey Rumpy, what's up?"
"I was watching the rumpy baseball game and the rumpy Cubs lost again."

by Mason November 13, 2003