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A rather pointless bastardization of the existing word "oh" (in the positive sense).
It practically has the same meaning as "ohh!", "ooo!", and "ooh!" (usually with more o's and/or h's attached), just that it's meant to sound more enthusiastic and pleasing, I guess. In the same fashion, "ou" is usually followed by more u's at the end, depending on how excited you want to sound.
Notes about usage: ou and omg (usually with many g's) convey about the same degree of zeal, and therefore can be swapped. The only difference is that omg sounds more fitting while ou sounds more cringe.
It practically has the same meaning as "ohh!", "ooo!", and "ooh!" (usually with more o's and/or h's attached), just that it's meant to sound more enthusiastic and pleasing, I guess. In the same fashion, "ou" is usually followed by more u's at the end, depending on how excited you want to sound.
Notes about usage: ou and omg (usually with many g's) convey about the same degree of zeal, and therefore can be swapped. The only difference is that omg sounds more fitting while ou sounds more cringe.
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Subscribing at tier 1 gives you access to at least a good 95% of the streamer's emotes, as well as other channel perks such as a sub-only discord community.
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Subscribing at tier 1 gives you access to at least a good 95% of the streamer's emotes, as well as other channel perks such as a sub-only discord community.
Anything higher than tier 1 has little to no perks, other than having a more distinguished sub badge.
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The one who is able to out-shout the others wins. Must be performed in a public setting.
The one who is able to out-shout the others wins. Must be performed in a public setting.
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Get the the Amogus game mug.A product made for superficial people who only buy it for the logo instead of the actual function of the product. You could slap an Apple logo on a piece of turd and people would rush to the stores to buy it. The only good thing about Apple products is their AppleCare warranty, other than that you're basically investing into an overpriced closed ecosystem of products that really do not perform any better than all its Android/Windows/other counterparts.
Apple users: *makes fun of people for being too broke to buy Apple products*
Also Apple users: *buys a piece of aluminum for $999*
Me: lol
Also Apple users: *buys a piece of aluminum for $999*
Me: lol
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When doing your nails, a glossy top coat isn't optional, it's absolutely mandatory!
When doing your nails, a glossy top coat isn't optional, it's absolutely mandatory!
Abigail: Hey girl how's it gā OMG was is that??
Jess: What is what?
Abigail: Your nails....
Jess: Yeah...? What about them?
Abigail: They glossyyy af š
Jess: Ohhhh, that's only because I used my ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½ ļ½ļ½ļ½ ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
Abigail: OMGGGG I think I'm in love ššš
glossy top coat
Jess: What is what?
Abigail: Your nails....
Jess: Yeah...? What about them?
Abigail: They glossyyy af š
Jess: Ohhhh, that's only because I used my ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½ ļ½ļ½ļ½ ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
Abigail: OMGGGG I think I'm in love ššš
glossy top coat
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 17, 2021
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Anti-maskers are atypical in that they hold the deluded belief that wearing masks during a global pandemic are somehow an infringement on their "individual freedoms".
This is like saying there is a school shooter on the loose, and everybody in the school is forced to remain silent and hidden, but one student does not remain silent for the sole reason that it is infringing on their freedom of speech. It doesn't take a wise guy to see the ridiculousness in this way of thinking.
As with anti-vaxxers, flat-earthers, scientologists, climate change naysayers, etc etc, anti-maskers often resort to twisted logic, cherry picking, confirmation bias, belief perseverance, egocentric bias, and any other bias/fallacy to curb their cognitive dissonance and defend their faulty reasoning.
They do not get that mask wearing isn't just about protecting oneself, but about protecting others. Therefore in order to flatten the curve, everybody must cooperate.
Hopefully natural selection will get the best of them.
Anti-maskers are atypical in that they hold the deluded belief that wearing masks during a global pandemic are somehow an infringement on their "individual freedoms".
This is like saying there is a school shooter on the loose, and everybody in the school is forced to remain silent and hidden, but one student does not remain silent for the sole reason that it is infringing on their freedom of speech. It doesn't take a wise guy to see the ridiculousness in this way of thinking.
As with anti-vaxxers, flat-earthers, scientologists, climate change naysayers, etc etc, anti-maskers often resort to twisted logic, cherry picking, confirmation bias, belief perseverance, egocentric bias, and any other bias/fallacy to curb their cognitive dissonance and defend their faulty reasoning.
They do not get that mask wearing isn't just about protecting oneself, but about protecting others. Therefore in order to flatten the curve, everybody must cooperate.
Hopefully natural selection will get the best of them.
News on City TV: Hundreds of protesters gathered downtown for most of the afternoon on Saturday, calling for an end to the COVID-19 lockdown measures. The group of anti-maskers were carrying signs and shouting slogans, and caused traffic slow downs. Calling themselves āfreedom fightersā, they say they are defending their constitutional rights and freedoms.
Me: I don't want to live on this planet anymore
Me: I don't want to live on this planet anymore
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Guy 1: Yo imma bout to pay this chick on Tik Tok $10 for some pussy pics
Guy 2: That sounds kinda sketchy dude
Guy 1: Nah, we're using Venmo which is obviously a totally secure p2p payment service
Guy 2: Still sounds kinda sketchy dude, you must be real ethirsty
Guy 2: That sounds kinda sketchy dude
Guy 1: Nah, we're using Venmo which is obviously a totally secure p2p payment service
Guy 2: Still sounds kinda sketchy dude, you must be real ethirsty
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