An infinitesimally small penis. It is even smaller than a picopenis, let alone a nanopenis. It's so small that not even a magnifying glass is enough to see it. The only possible way to view a femtopenis is through an electron microscope.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 08, 2022
The fact that this is an unpopular opinion means that you'll probably never have the chance to read this.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 14, 2020
Something that already existed beautifully in Persona 5 but Mark Zuckerberg wants to destroy this beautiful concept with stupid NFTs and gimmicky VR games. If you actually wanna experience the metaverse, go play persona 5. This ain't it chief.
Guy 1: Are you excited about the metaverse?
Guy 2: Metaverse as in from persona 5?
Guy 1: No I'm talking about Zuck's newest creation after rebranding FB to meta, you didn't hear?
Guy 2: Nope
Guy 1: Really? It's literally all over the news
Guy 2: Huh.
Guy 1: It would be crazy if they could port persona 5 over to the metaverse
Guy 2: I guess you could say that's very meta
Guy 1: Stop......
Guy 2: Metaverse as in from persona 5?
Guy 1: No I'm talking about Zuck's newest creation after rebranding FB to meta, you didn't hear?
Guy 2: Nope
Guy 1: Really? It's literally all over the news
Guy 2: Huh.
Guy 1: It would be crazy if they could port persona 5 over to the metaverse
Guy 2: I guess you could say that's very meta
Guy 1: Stop......
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 24, 2022
A bias is an unjustified and disproportionate preference (or hate) towards someone or something. Biases are reason why evil ideologies like racism, sexism, and extremism exist. It's also the number one source for all fights and arguments, both on the internet and IRL. The antithesis of bias is justice and equity. Being biased should be a sin.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 23, 2021
Something that you'd only want to ride in to hard flex (i.e. limo renting). They give off associations of crime, as all those stereotypical gangs/mafias always ride in some sort of fancy limousine.
"Hey wanna help me pay off a limousine? We can share the ownership"
"Uhhh hell naw man, I'd much rather buy a Tesla"
"Uhhh hell naw man, I'd much rather buy a Tesla"
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 26, 2022
A deformed foot that is twisted so that the sole cannot be placed flat on the ground. In other words, your grippers literally become golf clubs.
Guy 1: Hey did you hear about timmy and his club foot?
Guy 2: Oof yeah, but hey, at least he doesn't have to pay for his golf clubs!
Guy 2: Oof yeah, but hey, at least he doesn't have to pay for his golf clubs!
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 28, 2025
a stupid meme that, along with the other list of 'ur mom gay'-inspired comebacks, originated and died in 2018.
Besides, most people in 2022 would probably find this cringe cus everything is taken more seriously nowadays
Besides, most people in 2022 would probably find this cringe cus everything is taken more seriously nowadays
sussy_wussy3421: <message deleted> (ur family tree lgbt)
sussy_wussy3421: Hey why'd u delete my message it was a joke
MOD Heisenberg: This is an lgbtq friendly stream, it's still considered offensive regardless if it was a joke
sussy_wussy3421: Hey why'd u delete my message it was a joke
MOD Heisenberg: This is an lgbtq friendly stream, it's still considered offensive regardless if it was a joke
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 07, 2022