4 definitions by Marty's Tshirt
Being under the influence of Charlie Sheen
Friend 1- Here dude you drive I drank too much.
Friend 2- Man no. Its like the car just -just cant handle me. If i were to get in that car and attempt to drive it the world would implode. Its just like that. Thats life
Friend 3- He's under the sheen. Lock him in a padded room
and we can wait to see if its reversible.
Person- That is so bitchin'
Cop- Sir, have you had anything to drink tonight? Im gonna need for you to breath into this.
Man- No i cant. Do you know what my breath would do if i breathed on that thing? It would probably kill you and all of your family. And maybe even every single person in the world.
Cop- Im gonna give you a ticket for being under the sheen, and then take you to an insane asylum.
Friend 2- Man no. Its like the car just -just cant handle me. If i were to get in that car and attempt to drive it the world would implode. Its just like that. Thats life
Friend 3- He's under the sheen. Lock him in a padded room
and we can wait to see if its reversible.
Person- That is so bitchin'
Cop- Sir, have you had anything to drink tonight? Im gonna need for you to breath into this.
Man- No i cant. Do you know what my breath would do if i breathed on that thing? It would probably kill you and all of your family. And maybe even every single person in the world.
Cop- Im gonna give you a ticket for being under the sheen, and then take you to an insane asylum.
by Marty's Tshirt April 2, 2011
A girl who doesn't look like a drugged out junkie but is. More so refers to hardcore drugs such as meth, heroin, coke, crack, and various pills.
Are you sure she's got a gram a day heroin addiction? She's wearing Juicy sweatpants and uggs for God's sake.
Yeah, I'm positive. She's a total track princess.
Yeah, I'm positive. She's a total track princess.
by Marty's Tshirt December 24, 2013
Verb
Feeling confused , bewildered, or deeply puzzled, esp in a situation where one is bounced back and forth between lies and truth. To experience feeling smolleted, the causing event must be of a nature that it is a threat to an individual’s sense of reality and self, a deeply felt existential threat.
There are few instances in which one can say “i am smolleted,” in the true spirit of the word. A situation that smollets must be one that bewilders individuals more intensely the more they analyze it. Smolletting is similar to an onion in both the layers it requires and the tears it evokes. Smolletting does not result in any discernible emotion, at least not one we have named in the english language, but rather from internal discord and distress of the spirit, mind, and heart.
Feeling confused , bewildered, or deeply puzzled, esp in a situation where one is bounced back and forth between lies and truth. To experience feeling smolleted, the causing event must be of a nature that it is a threat to an individual’s sense of reality and self, a deeply felt existential threat.
There are few instances in which one can say “i am smolleted,” in the true spirit of the word. A situation that smollets must be one that bewilders individuals more intensely the more they analyze it. Smolletting is similar to an onion in both the layers it requires and the tears it evokes. Smolletting does not result in any discernible emotion, at least not one we have named in the english language, but rather from internal discord and distress of the spirit, mind, and heart.
A 12 year old kansas man was recently apprehended trying to enter the country with 10 kilos of cocaine, 5 large eggs, and an entire beehive. Authorities are unsure how he managed to get through airport security but have assured us there will be a thorough investigation and internal review. Police Chief Jussie told reporters, “ We will not tolerate this psychological mischief. The public deserves closure and peace of mind, so do our brave men and women in blue. The motive here was clearly to smollet, and we have filed charges against the perp for premeditated smolletting, smolletting with the intent to cause widespread distress, and smolletting with a deadly weapon. Justice will be served, and peace restored.”
Jeff, “ Cheryl come check this out. A 12 year old Kansas man got passed security with an entire beehive and FIVE large eggs. Where do you even buy eggs in increments of five?”
Cheryl, “ i think in the Seychelles. What i want to know is how he trained those bees to keep quiet.”
Everyone else, “ since when are 12 year olds men, where are his parents, is the cocaine a nonissue for all y’all, why would the Seychelles sell eggs in increments of five, are there even beehives in that climate, and what was he planning on doing with those items.
Jeff, “ Cheryl come check this out. A 12 year old Kansas man got passed security with an entire beehive and FIVE large eggs. Where do you even buy eggs in increments of five?”
Cheryl, “ i think in the Seychelles. What i want to know is how he trained those bees to keep quiet.”
Everyone else, “ since when are 12 year olds men, where are his parents, is the cocaine a nonissue for all y’all, why would the Seychelles sell eggs in increments of five, are there even beehives in that climate, and what was he planning on doing with those items.
by Marty's Tshirt June 15, 2019
Sex With A Grenade
Was used on Jersey Shore. And if you live under a rock a grenade is an ugly chick.
Was used on Jersey Shore. And if you live under a rock a grenade is an ugly chick.
1: Dude, thats so swag.
2: Do you even know what that means anymore? Sex with a grenade. Come on GET WITH IT MAIINEE!
3:Mmm that chick thinks we want some swag tonight.
4: Better get the grenade whistle out.
2: Do you even know what that means anymore? Sex with a grenade. Come on GET WITH IT MAIINEE!
3:Mmm that chick thinks we want some swag tonight.
4: Better get the grenade whistle out.
by Marty's Tshirt January 27, 2011