3 definitions by Martin austin

Jelly Tots

A young ladies nipples. In particular, the state of on a cold day.

Heavens to murgitroyd Nigel, its rather a brisk wind today. Can you see the state of that young girl's Jelly Tots.

by Martin austin December 30, 2005

Two-Pot-Screamer

A person who has little tolerance for alcohol, in particular beer or lager. This can also develop over the years as you and your mates tolerance for "the pints" diminishes with age.

That Ruperts been bar boxing again. He's a bit of a two-pot-screamer.

by Martin austin December 30, 2005

Shandy Pants

A person who has little tolerance for the consumption of alcohol. Usually this person will make for the toilet after the consumtion of a halh-pint instead of the British standard (5 pints before breaking thwe seal). Usually found sprinting back and forth between the toilet and the bar every 15 minutes.

Check that nobber Tarquin, he's making for the trap after half a glass of Babycham. What a Shandy Pants!

by Martin austin December 30, 2005