Definitions by Martha's_Cellmate

randomocrity 

randomness - the act of being random

"So, what did you do last weekend?"
"Oh, nothin' exciting, except on Saturday I went up to my ex-lover's lover's Mormon mother's farm and helped her milk yaks."
"Wow... the randomocrity of that is amazing..."

randomocrity by Martha's_Cellmate November 3, 2004

massport 

1 - "The Massachusetts Port Authority (Massport) is a world-class independent public authority which develops, promotes and manages airports, the seaport and transportation infrastructure to enable Massachusetts and New England to compete successfully in the global marketplace."

2 - a Massachusetts passport

1 - ''according to Massport, delays may continue until this evening when the road will finally be reopened"

2 - "you can't get anywhere in this state without a massport"

massport by Martha's_Cellmate November 3, 2004

ellameno p

the way the letter L, M, N, O and P sound in the Alphabet Song - children often think that it's just one long letter called "ellameno p"

"Do you know your alphabet, honey?"
"Yep! Want me to sing it for you? A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ellameno p..."

ellameno p by Martha's_Cellmate November 3, 2004

Barney purple 

{adjective}
A shade of violet reminiscent of the color of children's TV character Barney the Dinosaur.

"I had to get them to re-paint the whole room. I am NOT having my living room Barney purple!"

Barney purple by Martha's_Cellmate November 3, 2004

man quiche 

contraction of "manly quiche"
a type of quiche that can be eaten by straight men without any homosexual jibes being thrown at them.

"Okay, here's the stuff we gotta buy for the party. Write this down. Potato chips, pizza, Diet Pepsi, crackers, quiche for the girls and man quiche for the guys, salad, mayonnaise..."

man quiche by Martha's_Cellmate November 3, 2004

no, luv 

An emphatic declaration against the affirmative - a version of "NO WAY!"

Originally used by John Foster in series 1 of 'The Salon'.

A DISTANT RELATIVE WHO COMES TO VISIT: "Last time I saw you, you were about 7... are you still into Barbie dolls?"
16-YEAR-OLD GIRL: "No, LUV!"

no, luv by Martha's_Cellmate November 3, 2004

to be pacific 

homonym for ''to be specific''

"To be pacific, I was actually more interested in the more subtle themes of the painting..."

to be pacific by Martha's_Cellmate November 3, 2004