Martha's_Cellmate's definitions

porsetta

Originally from the Portugues - the prettiest and most exotic way of saying pussy, second only to its Arabic form kuruma

"No, I'm not doing that for you! You can lick my porsetta, bitch."

by Martha's_Cellmate November 3, 2004

randomocrity

randomness - the act of being random

"So, what did you do last weekend?"
"Oh, nothin' exciting, except on Saturday I went up to my ex-lover's lover's Mormon mother's farm and helped her milk yaks."
"Wow... the randomocrity of that is amazing..."

by Martha's_Cellmate November 3, 2004

kuruma

the Arabic way to say pussy - useful for insulting non-Arab-speakers.

"You are the biggest kuruma I have ever met."

by Martha's_Cellmate November 3, 2004

britification

{noun} The process of making someone English.

verb - "britifying"
past tense - "britified" OR "britificated"

Once you have been taught how to make a cup of Earl Grey, how to toast and butter a crumpet, and how to eat your crumpet and drink your tea with your little finger in the air, your BRITIFICATION is complete, i.e. you have been BRITIFIED.

by Martha's_Cellmate November 4, 2004

Barney purple

{adjective}
A shade of violet reminiscent of the color of children's TV character Barney the Dinosaur.

"I had to get them to re-paint the whole room. I am NOT having my living room Barney purple!"

by Martha's_Cellmate November 3, 2004

massport

1 - "The Massachusetts Port Authority (Massport) is a world-class independent public authority which develops, promotes and manages airports, the seaport and transportation infrastructure to enable Massachusetts and New England to compete successfully in the global marketplace."

2 - a Massachusetts passport

1 - ''according to Massport, delays may continue until this evening when the road will finally be reopened"

2 - "you can't get anywhere in this state without a massport"

by Martha's_Cellmate November 3, 2004

noughties

a cooler way of saying 2000s. it's that decade we're in now, you know, the one between the ''tens'' and the ''nineties''.

"the biggest selling singer of the Noughties"

by Martha's_Cellmate November 3, 2004