Definitions by Marshall Mattrz

Carpet Square Arena

An area inside a home, usually a living room, where individuals hash out their differences by means of physical techniques not commonly allowed if parents were home. Derived from the Indianapolis area where WWF used to have live events named Market Square Arena.

Kid 1: Stop taking things from my room!

Kid 2: Make me!

Kid 1: I'll take you to CARPET SQUARE ARENA

House gets destroyed.

Carpet Square Arena by Marshall Mattrz September 13, 2021

Gutscle 

A singular exterior abdominal muscle that is commonly seen in people over the age of 30 and typically associated with the Dad-Bod framed male specimen. Also referred to as a "1-pack" and "Table Muscle".

Silas could barely sit in the booth because Marshall's gutscle was pushing the table across the room.

Gutscle by Marshall Mattrz September 13, 2021