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Definitions by Mark Zuck my berg

Chocolate log chomper

Term used to describe the opening where out meets in. In other words, your rectum.
"My chocolate log chomper is feeling mighty hungry this fine morning. Point me in the direction of your finest Mexican establishment. The chomper will feast at high noon!"

dihstruction

total and utter annihilation of the sphincter by means of the insertion of a foreign object.
"MOM!! JERRY JUST CAUSED TOTAL DIHSTRUCTION ON MY CHOCOLATE LOG CHOMPER!!"
dihstruction by Mark Zuck my berg November 28, 2025
a describing word used to refer to someone who is hard headed or contrastingly soft necked.
pls charlie I need this, my mom is kinda jd vance

get yo kirky ass out of here!
kirky by Mark Zuck my berg November 26, 2025