Mark Towe's definitions

gear queer

A person who has a wealth of equipment they really can't use to it's extent. Usually a newbie or some looser who hopes to gain social stature through owning this equipment.

It's clear Jimmy is a gear queer - Look at all that gear he has hanging on his rack - He's only been climbing for a week or two!

by Mark Towe December 7, 2005

top-shelf

A feeling one gets when he or she feels really messed-up in a pleasurable way. A state of conscience one obtains through enjoying mind-altering substances.

Dude I am So top-shelf right now!
Two blue-footballs and I'm top-shelf most of the day!
What's your dosage for that top-shelf feeling?

by Mark Towe December 7, 2005

Wiggy

When a person acts strange in an every-day situation that makes them seem super paranoid. When something is really weird or is completely not-like what it appears to be. This behavior is really common in the Southeast United States.

Jeremy is so WIGGY when I ask him about his scar on his face.

by Mark Towe December 28, 2005

free-ninety-nine

When something costs nothing because one stole it.

Dude it cost me FREE-NINETY-NINE.

by Mark Towe December 7, 2005