Mark Schueler's definitions

Boston

1) Town in Lincolnshire, England.

2) City in Massachusetts that stole its name from the above.

"Where is Boston?"
"Massachusetts."
"Wrong. Lincolnshire."

"Where are you from?"
"Boston."
"You don't sound American."
"That's fake Boston, fool!"

by Mark Schueler October 16, 2006

beam me up scotty

Frequently mis-quoted as part of Star Trek, despite never having been said.
The closest is 'Scotty, beam me up'.

'Scotty, beam me up'
'3 to beam up, Mr. Scott'
but NEVER 'Beam me up Scotty'

by Mark Schueler August 5, 2006