Definitions by Mark McKay

podgered 

to be sexually hammered in the female fanny!

awe, a pure podgered that big mad fat bird on saturday night, man.

podgered by Mark McKay August 18, 2005

shafted 

taking a rather large erect male member in the vagina

I was with 'Big James' on friday night and he shafted me rotten.

shafted by Mark McKay August 18, 2005

fudnut 

Glasgow slang, meaning a person who portrays themselves as being intelligent, but thick as shit.

" Haw, fudnut, you make as much sense as an ashtray in a motorbike ya cunt!.

fudnut by Mark McKay August 18, 2005

mars bar

Glasgow slang, meaning war wound of the Glasgow Ned. i.e. scar on a face

" Haw you ya prick, al gie you a mars bar oan yer mush if ye geez any mer cheek"

mars bar by Mark McKay August 18, 2005

sellick 

Glasgow slang for football team called Celtic. Normally shouted from member of manky mob(Celtic Supporters Trust)

" See that Sellick mob, their pure brulliant man"

sellick by Mark McKay August 18, 2005

jaggy bunnet 

Scottish slang. Another name for the head.

"Am gonnae stick the jaggy bunnet in you fur yer cheek"
"Wee Ally McCoist scored a great goal wi the jaggy bunnet"

jaggy bunnet by Mark McKay August 18, 2005

baw deep 

Glasgow slang meaning that your cock is so deeply embedded in a girls poonanny that her spiders legs are tickling yer ballsack.

" A was baw deep on friday night an ma maw walked intae ma bedroom"

baw deep by Mark McKay August 18, 2005