Mark McKay's definitions

podgered

to be sexually hammered in the female fanny!

awe, a pure podgered that big mad fat bird on saturday night, man.

by Mark McKay August 18, 2005

shafted

taking a rather large erect male member in the vagina

I was with 'Big James' on friday night and he shafted me rotten.

by Mark McKay August 18, 2005

fudnut

Glasgow slang, meaning a person who portrays themselves as being intelligent, but thick as shit.

" Haw, fudnut, you make as much sense as an ashtray in a motorbike ya cunt!.

by Mark McKay August 18, 2005

mars bar

Glasgow slang, meaning war wound of the Glasgow Ned. i.e. scar on a face

" Haw you ya prick, al gie you a mars bar oan yer mush if ye geez any mer cheek"

by Mark McKay August 18, 2005

sellick

Glasgow slang for football team called Celtic. Normally shouted from member of manky mob(Celtic Supporters Trust)

" See that Sellick mob, their pure brulliant man"

by Mark McKay August 18, 2005

jaggy bunnet

Scottish slang. Another name for the head.

"Am gonnae stick the jaggy bunnet in you fur yer cheek"
"Wee Ally McCoist scored a great goal wi the jaggy bunnet"

by Mark McKay August 18, 2005

baw deep

Glasgow slang meaning that your cock is so deeply embedded in a girls poonanny that her spiders legs are tickling yer ballsack.

" A was baw deep on friday night an ma maw walked intae ma bedroom"

by Mark McKay August 18, 2005