Mark H's definitions

running of the lols

Intense hilarity that tramples you down (like a pack of raging Spanish bulls) with laughter.

While I was in Pamplona watching the Running of the Bulls from a high story balcony, I was participating in the Running of the LOLs, laughing my ass off as I watched a bunch of drunks and morons get run over and gored by the bulls!

by Mark H August 19, 2004

Assmodeus

An excellent male pornstar name!

Variant of Asmodeus. See the definition of that word so you can understand why "Assmodeus" is a great male pornstar name. Get it? Ass-modeus? *rimshot*

If I ever become a male pornstar, then I know what name will I be called.

ASSMODEUS!!

by Mark H May 29, 2004

grass monkey

A marijuana addict, a stoner, a pothead. "Grass" is a well-known term for marijuana.

Curious George always wondered what the Man in the Yellow Hat has been smoking lately that smelled so good. And so George then sneaked into a weed cabinet which the Man in the Yellow Hat has left unattended, grabbed a few J's and a lighter and then started enjoying himself. He could not stop afterwards. What a grass monkey he now is!

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Mark H. Proud Urban Dictionary author since February 2004.

by Mark H October 2, 2005

1-up

1. An extra life(or extra man) that you need in order to progress through a video game. In fact, you'll need enough of these to make considerable progress. Especially if you suck at the game. 1-ups are usually risky and difficult to obtain as items.
2. Also can be another term for sexual intercourse. Shortened form of "1 dick up (one's) pussy or ass."

Damn, Mark sure has a such a quick reaction time and alot of luck to beat Mario Bros on his first time playing it. He beat the whole game singlehandedly without relying on any 1-ups he earned! Mario surely must be happily spending all those 1-ups on Princess Toadstool in bed at this time!

OR

Damn, Mark really sucks at Mario Bros! He can't even get past the first level no matter how many attempts and always uses up his 1-ups! Mario must surely be getting all his 1-ups back indabutt from Bowser in his dungeon at this time!





Mark H. Proud UD author since February 2004.

by Mark H July 21, 2005

spazz

Ghetto slang for a SPAS 12 semi-automatic shotgun.

In a back alley behind a nightclub, Nick D is having a deadly confrontation with a rival pimp. Or with the confrontation indeed end up deadly for Nick or for his rival?

Rival Pimp: (threatening Nick D with a large razor-sharp machete*) Aiight, Nick "Tiny Dick," you've got a lot of explaining yo self to do, since I caught you on the hunt for pink october making off with my women.
Nick D: Yeah, really. You know what them girls said about you while I was slippin' them the sausage? They say that they prefer my company over that of a smelly, tore up, parasite-infested cheese hog niggapotamus like yo-self!
Rival Pimp: *face turns red* That's it, sucka! Me and my crew are gonna run up to you and slice and dice you so bad, the ER surgeons are gonna have to perform a shitload of cabbages to save yo trick-ass self, bitch!
Nick D: *quickly pulls out his SPAS-12 from underneath his trenchcoat and points it at his rival* Not while I got my spazz with me, mothafucka!
Rival Pimp: *empties his urinary bladder all over his pants and runs off bawling like a momma's boy*

by Mark H October 7, 2004

blowrider

A blowjob administered to a man who's driving the vehicle in which his lover is riding in.

When Bill was going on a road trip away from D.C. one day, he was getting a blowrider from Monica throughout the long journey.





Mark H. Proud UD author since February 2004.

by Mark H July 5, 2005

Madame and Eve, not Adam and Eve!

A phrase that lesbian women would exclaim to groups of people to express their defiant pride of their sexual orientation.

Antonyn:
Adam and Steve, not Adam and Eve!

When I was witnessing the gay pride parade, I've gotten really horny when I saw a bunch of half-naked to naked lesbian chicks marching down and screaming "Madame and Eve, not Adam and Eve!"

by Mark H July 17, 2004