penis monkey

(a) Hard to define, the word stems from the original idea that John Bauman is the one and only important person in the entire world. The word can be used in pretty much any situation for any reason...however, everytime someone uses the word, it does nothing but reflect on the true nature that John Bauman is untouchable.

(b) A hit song by John Bauman.

(c) The penis on a monkey.

John: Mark, what are you doing today?
Mark: I don't know.
John: Clyde's sucks.
Mark: I know. Jackie is a cocktease.
John: The queen. <shaking head>
(pause)
Mark: *cough...cough* PENIS MONKEY.

by Mark April 14, 2005

gub

a mouthpiece to make unbearable sounds

that billy has some gub on him

by Mark October 09, 2003

Fredicus

A pimp of awesome proportions who lived in the 14-15th century BC. His pimp hand was quite strong and he will go down in Lebanese history as one of the greatest womanisers of all time.

You are quite the Fredicus bro cuz uleh!

by Mark April 21, 2005

Bum Cheese

When a gay man allows sperm to go hard in his ass

"I havent washed in like a week, i still got bum cheese in my gay ass"

by mark March 22, 2004

chocolate speedway

A popular phrase that refers to acts of anal penetration. See also up the pumper and up stinkhole cove

"Yo man, like I was sayin', Tamsin refused to take it up the pumper or up stinkhole cove, but man she couldn't say no to a little chocolate speedway!"

by Mark November 23, 2003

jadakiss

the biggest loser rapper that ever lived.Everyone thinks he is sooooooo great. WEll guess what he ISNT!!!!!he is disliked by me and a loser named ryan.I cant rap for crap. but ill have u kno that he SUCKS. he is the biggest gay rapper every. HE is a wansta and he is just plain bad. SO to my conclusion, jadakiss is the biggest loser gay, crapy rapper , wangsta, retarted, stupid gay ever. ANd everyone on this page likes him..well i got news for you..HE SUX..he is worse than mark bellhorn and that is saying alot.oooooooooooohhh low blow.

jadakiss is a horrible rapper

by mark April 24, 2005

Banapple

The crossbreed between a banana and an apple. I came up with it during my AP Chemistry class. also see banapple snapple

Mom: What kind of fruit do you want?
Kid: Get me a banapple, bitch!

by Mark December 07, 2003