Mark's definitions

foard

a neatly shaven taint smeared with feces

in the heat of passion,she proceded to lick my foard

by mark December 17, 2003

suxor

Hackerspeak for "sucks", frequently used in online games and forums.

OMG 1 4m t3h 1337 4nd j00 4r3 teh suxor.

by Mark November 20, 2003

Impeech

To place a peech into a person, IE Andrew. A combination between impale and peech. Not a peach, a peech.

We need to impeech Andrew immediatly.

by Mark December 24, 2004

WTHAY

Who the hell are you? Is a popular term for greeting new members of public mailing lists.

Who the hell are you?

by Mark January 19, 2005

slam-pig

A highly unattractive or repulsive female who you would only have sex with if highly intoxicated or high off a particular drug.

Tim was so drunk last night he they had sex with the fattest slam-pig at the party.

Tom drank so many cosmopolitans that he began sucking face with the 400 pound slam-pig at the bar.

by Mark December 9, 2004

messed up

1.)To be wasted or drunk. (see wasted).
2.)To be beaten up badly.
3.)Something that is strange or weird.

look at that 6 legged freak, that is messed up!

by Mark October 13, 2003

fireman's helmet

The head of a dick..

My gay co-worker Kevin always talks about licking the fireman's helmet.

by Mark August 29, 2004