volkdaddy

1. A grown up merf who still smells dirty panties and has a chin like jay leno and strongly resembles the father in the Incredibles
2. can also lift 400lbs but will pet little kitties any chance he gets

This looks like a job for VOLKDADDY

by Marinemeatball November 30, 2004

hairy saurkraut

1. an ass with soo much hair up the crack it looks like a hot dog bun with saurkraut
2. a harry potter looking guy from belarus' ass

Skouns ass looks like a hot dog bun with Hairy Saurkraut!!

by Marinemeatball November 30, 2004

sphincter stretcher

1. the act of the cock monsters stretching a sphincter so wide you can see her heart beat.

My oh my Benny has her in the Sphincter stretcher...TAP BITCH TAP!!!

by Marinemeatball November 30, 2004