Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Marie

moffed it

when you've had to many drugs and to much alcohol

oh my god that is'nt my boyfriend DAZ he's proper moffed it

moffed it by marie August 22, 2003

when someone dances put left foot to right and back right foot to left and back

why is the dick head side stepping on the dance floor to rave music KNOB HEAD

side stepping by marie August 22, 2003

inserting ones penis in to a womens vagina

i enjoy bonking, will you give me a good bonk

bonk by marie August 20, 2003

something that don't look human, very abnormal, very ugly

i thought i was being shagged by an alien last night then i had a closer look and it was my boyfriend DAZ

aliens by marie August 20, 2003

when you take your own life then you live no more

i'm gunna go and kill myself when i finish work cuz i've had a fucking nuff of the living in the world bag of shit it is (good bye)

kill yourself by marie August 18, 2003

a orange vegetable that makes you see in the dark (ye right)

why have i got carrots in my sick i havn't had carrots (it is the eight wonder of the world)

Carrot by marie August 11, 2003

phewwww can you smell that i've just guffed!!!!!!

guffed by marie August 5, 2003