Marcus Solomon 's definitions

word wobbles

When one is working with any computer word-processing program, and it begins to become non-responsive and/or performs strange, unexplained functions, often resulting in the computer freezing and/or loss of the entire document.
The term is derived from the skateboarding vernacular term "speed wobbles," which is when a skateboard begins to tightly swerve uncontrollably from left to right due to excessive speed.

Man, I spent two hours typing my report for Literature class and I got the word wobbles just before the screen went blank.

by Marcus Solomon December 3, 2007

screamo

An emo band lacking enough talent to play decent music and/or an emo band with a vocalist that lacks the talent to whine melodically. Many screamo bands simply make a horrible racket while the kid with the microphone screams like a spoiled child having a tantrum in the supermarket; not fast enough to be considered grindcore. Other screamo bands play homongenized, emo-pop music, alternating mellodic whiny, self-depreciating and contrived lyrics with a screaming back-up vocalist who usually repeats the first vocalist's drama-rants.

I went to the screamo concert the other day and soon realized it was just a screaming kid banging on pots and pans in the store. It actually sounded better than the screamo concert going on at Tantrumcore Records.

by Marcus Solomon December 15, 2007

emo bitch

1. A redundant term, being that "emo" and "bitch" mean exactly the same thing in this context. To be an emo bitch is simply to be like all other emo clones: contrived negative emotion, false sense of personal insight, strict adherence to emo fashion with all its bland unoriginality, and incredibly poor taste in shallow, melancholy pop music. All involved with the emo trend are emo bitches.

2. Any tantrum or self-pitying rant from an emo clone.

1. Sullen Sally and her boyfriend Morose Marvin are emo bitches.

2. That emo bitch got all worked-up and is now in the midst of an emo bitch rant; go get some tissues and bandages.

by Marcus Solomon December 2, 2007

emo fan

Any easily-led trend-follower whom has joined the sad, contrived, and bland false-genre known as emo. Emo fans pride themselves on looking alike (tight girl's pants on males, black backward mullets, see: emotenuse, contrived negative emotion, Converse high-tops, and peer-encouraged homosexuality. Emo music completely disregards the fact that all music is emotional, and insists that "emotional" pertains only to negative emotions. Emo music is basically commercial pop music masquerading as alternative, which may or may not contain occasional temper-tantrum screaming see: screamo.

Emo fans are lemmings that have been led to the edge of conformity, where they throw themselves into the ocean of exaggerated tears.

by Marcus Solomon December 15, 2007

Dorrito damage

To wound one's mouth with the sharp and pointy parts of a Dorrito's chip or any other mouth-shredding brand of snack food.

OW! I just did some Dorrito damage to the roof of my mouth when the point of the chip stabbed directly into the pizza burn blister I got last night!

by Marcus Solomon April 17, 2008

emotard

A reference to all emo kids in general. Being that emo is a false genre compiled from bits of other (valid) musical subcultures into a uniquely bland, and unoriginal composite, emo is "retarded," the combination of "emo" and "retard" becomes the redundant, but accurate slur.

All those emo kids who think they are being original by looking like each other and pretending to be so emotionally deep are really self-deluded emotards.

by Marcus Solomon November 28, 2007

emo maiden

A term unique to only one person; the person who originally wrote the "emo maiden" definition. Apparently inspired by Iron Maiden's vocalist Bruce Dickinson's tendency to hold high notes in a manner that can be compared to prolonged whining.

I believe Iron Maiden started the emo trend and I call the band "Emo Maiden" because I have very little knowledge of music history.

by Marcus Solomon September 12, 2007