Marcus Solomon's definitions

recockulous

A variation of the word "ridiculous," with the emphasis on the syllable making the "COCK" sound, meaning anything that is extremely stupid; ridiculous to the point of absurdity.

1. Did you see Vice President Dick Cheney sleeping through the official briefing about the California fires? That was absolutely reCOCKulous!

by Marcus Solomon November 25, 2007

scene kid

1. An emo clone in denial. The term was created by emo clones who were embarassed and tired of being called "emo." There is absolutely no difference between emo clones and scene kids except those refering to themselves as "scene kids" tend to be older; emo trendies who are old enough to drive.

2.

I am not emo! Even though I look and act like every other emo clone in the world, I am a scene kid! See my driver's license?

by Marcus Solomon November 25, 2007

mopecore

A synonym for "emo." "Core" being the common suffix attached to various musical genres (i.e., hardcore, metalcore, homocore, etc.), "mope" is added to the suffix thus creating a more apt and accurate term for the whiny emo trend.

Mopecore is sweeping the nation in the form of "emo", as it consumes the minds and bodies of millions of easily-led trend-following crybabies.

by Marcus Solomon November 25, 2007

fruit boots

1. A slang synonym for "inline skates," which are also known by the brand name "Rollerblades." This term was coined by skateboarders frustrated by the mass influx of generally clueless, and unobservant inline skaters that always get in the way at skateparks. It is a perjorative term used for the purpose of insulting inline skaters as being homosexual.

2. High heel boots worn by a transvestite.

1. Those stupid dorks wearing fruit boots never look where they are going and always cause collisions at the skatepark.

2. The drag queen put on some fruit boots to go skating at the skatepark after taking off his/her thigh-high fruit boots.

by Marcus Solomon November 20, 2007

mantenna

A man's penis, specifically in the erect position.

My mantenna is detecting some estrogen in the area, so I should follow it to find the girl of my dreams.

by Marcus Solomon November 19, 2007

emo bisexual

Another emo-based redundant term, with the first being the same definition as the last. An emo bisexual is anyone in the emo scene, due to the fact that bisexuality (real or contrived) is an essential part of the bland, unoriginal, and self-deluded, false-genre known as emo.

A: Is that emo kid an emo bisexual?
A: Duh. All of them are.

by Marcus Solomon November 16, 2007

Emo Punk

An absolute oxymoron as "emo" is a false music genre created from drab bits of other music subcultures into a completely unoriginal music/fashion statement, whose adherents pride themselves on contrived self-loathing, exaggerated negative emotion in general, and looking like other emos, while "punk" is a distinct musical subculture that is an angry and creative rejection of "normal" society and "fad culture" in general. Emo fools also disregard the fact that all music is emotional, and instead delude themselves into believeing that only negative emotions are important.

Many emos attempt to make a direct connection between punk rock and the flacid emo trend. While "emotional hardcore" punk rock did exist in the early 1980s, the word "emotional" is a term that refered to the entire emotional spectrum and has nothing to do with today's unoriginal, cookie-cutter, fashion/musical trend.

Saying someone is an emo punk is like saying an animal is a monkey-fish.

That guy thinks he is an emo punk, but he is just a self-deluded trend-follower with an emotenuce haircut, little-girl's pants, and an Exploited T-shirt.

by Marcus Solomon November 13, 2007