Marcus Solomon's definitions
1. A redundant term, being that "emo" and "bitch" mean exactly the same thing in this context. To be an emo bitch is simply to be like all other emo clones: contrived negative emotion, false sense of personal insight, strict adherence to emo fashion with all its bland unoriginality, and incredibly poor taste in shallow, melancholy pop music. All involved with the emo trend are emo bitches.
2. Any tantrum or self-pitying rant from an emo clone.
2. Any tantrum or self-pitying rant from an emo clone.
1. Sullen Sally and her boyfriend Morose Marvin are emo bitches.
2. That emo bitch got all worked-up and is now in the midst of an emo bitch rant; go get some tissues and bandages.
2. That emo bitch got all worked-up and is now in the midst of an emo bitch rant; go get some tissues and bandages.
by Marcus Solomon December 2, 2007
Get the emo bitchmug. Another emo-based redundant term, with the first being the same definition as the last. An emo bisexual is anyone in the emo scene, due to the fact that bisexuality (real or contrived) is an essential part of the bland, unoriginal, and self-deluded, false-genre known as emo.
by Marcus Solomon November 16, 2007
Get the emo bisexualmug. My mantenna is detecting some estrogen in the area, so I should follow it to find the girl of my dreams.
by Marcus Solomon November 19, 2007
Get the mantennamug. A term unique to only one person; the person who originally wrote the "emo maiden" definition. Apparently inspired by Iron Maiden's vocalist Bruce Dickinson's tendency to hold high notes in a manner that can be compared to prolonged whining.
I believe Iron Maiden started the emo trend and I call the band "Emo Maiden" because I have very little knowledge of music history.
by Marcus Solomon September 12, 2007
Get the emo maidenmug. A reference to all emo kids in general. Being that emo is a false genre compiled from bits of other (valid) musical subcultures into a uniquely bland, and unoriginal composite, emo is "retarded," the combination of "emo" and "retard" becomes the redundant, but accurate slur.
All those emo kids who think they are being original by looking like each other and pretending to be so emotionally deep are really self-deluded emotards.
by Marcus Solomon November 28, 2007
Get the emotardmug. A variation of the word "ridiculous," with the emphasis on the syllable making the "COCK" sound, meaning anything that is extremely stupid; ridiculous to the point of absurdity.
1. Did you see Vice President Dick Cheney sleeping through the official briefing about the California fires? That was absolutely reCOCKulous!
by Marcus Solomon November 25, 2007
Get the recockulousmug. Any easily-led trend-follower whom has joined the sad, contrived, and bland false-genre known as emo. Emo fans pride themselves on looking alike (tight girl's pants on males, black backward mullets, see: emotenuse, contrived negative emotion, Converse high-tops, and peer-encouraged homosexuality. Emo music completely disregards the fact that all music is emotional, and insists that "emotional" pertains only to negative emotions. Emo music is basically commercial pop music masquerading as alternative, which may or may not contain occasional temper-tantrum screaming see: screamo.
Emo fans are lemmings that have been led to the edge of conformity, where they throw themselves into the ocean of exaggerated tears.
by Marcus Solomon December 15, 2007
Get the emo fanmug.