Marco St. John's definitions
by Marco St. John December 12, 2007

Combination of "absolutely" and "brilliant"; used excessively by English folk, often in hyperbole.
Sometimes written "absbril".
Sometimes written "absbril".
by Marco St. John November 8, 2005

by Marco St. John June 22, 2004

by Marco St. John May 3, 2005

When you're in a tight spot, between a rock and a hard place, when the chips are down (or stacked against you), when you're behind the eight ball...then, my friend, you're "Pushin The Anvil".
Man 1: Shit sweetback, I just wanted to chief and space g's tonizzle! I should've never agreed to back you up against this gang of bikers, man, we're really pushin' the anvil now.
Man 2: Shut the fuck up.
Man 2: Shut the fuck up.
by Marco St. John June 30, 2004

To willingly waste time, as though you were floating in the zero-gravity of space without a care in your mind and nothing to do.
by Marco St. John June 14, 2004

1. (v) To have sexual relations with someone, normally a female human. A multi-layered term commonly stated matter-of-factly and used to express a feeling of indifference as to whether or not the speaker actually gets to have intercourse with the subject of the verb while simultaneously meaning that the speaker would greatly enjoy it if he were able to get it on with the subject.
<i>an extremely attractive young woman walks by two men sitting on a stoop</i>
Man 1: I'd pull rank on that shit.
Man 2: Fer schnizzle, sweetback?
Man 1: Yeah you know, I wouldn't put any effort into it though.
Man 2: I dunno, I'd porkinz the hell outta her. She was fine.
Man 1: I dunnnno dude... anyway I'm through with spacin' gs for now, let's go chief.
Man 2: Hell yeah.
Man 1: I'd pull rank on that shit.
Man 2: Fer schnizzle, sweetback?
Man 1: Yeah you know, I wouldn't put any effort into it though.
Man 2: I dunno, I'd porkinz the hell outta her. She was fine.
Man 1: I dunnnno dude... anyway I'm through with spacin' gs for now, let's go chief.
Man 2: Hell yeah.
by Marco St. John June 25, 2004
