Marco's definitions

carsten

n. pl. carstens. hottest girl in america. not a guy, even though some danish people might so.

oh man, I wish I could be carsten, she is sooo amazing at life.

by marco March 28, 2005

Poondie

A person who is a wuss.

Man, quit being such a poondie.

by Marco March 10, 2004

fazy

Fuckin Lazy

Patrick is so damn fazy at work.

by Marco September 26, 2003

bring the noise

Rally call to step it up before confronting an enemy or opponent. Akin to "Bring it on!"

Said with passion and ferocity.

Gargamel is calling you out Papa Smurf. He said, "Step up bitch."

Wha? Bring the Noise!

by marco March 30, 2005

arkansas

Arkansas became the 25th state on June 15, 1836; not to be confused with Kansas, which became the 34th state January 29, 1861. Also, most residents of central, southern and eastern Arkansas are of ethnic descent; primarily, Hispanic and African. Northern Arkansas, while scenic, is significantly more populated than the capitol in Little Rock.

In short, stfu retard because it's not redneck and empty. It's not Iowa.

Today on the news a man raped and killed 5 women before he was caught selling crack downtown.

by marco March 21, 2005

shafted twat waffle

When you want to make fun of someone, so you say shafted twat waffle because it's one of those words.

Uh, that crackhead

by Marco January 6, 2004

Slobo

Adjective; A type of Serbian which possesses values very similar to that of Jewish values i.e. cheap, stingy, greedy, tightwad, thrifty, etc. This type of urban Serb can be found constantly bitching at anything and everything around him.

Tomas: Fuck, the shit came out to $2.57...let's split this three ways.
Pablo: Dude, it's only $2.50, don't be such a Slobo...you can cover it this time.
Cristobal: Yeah man, don't be such a fucking Slobo!

by Marco October 17, 2003