18 definitions by Manx Bloke

Rasputin

Russia's greatest love machine.

Ra Ra Rasputin, lover of the Russian queen
They didn't quit, they wanted his head
Ra Ra Rasputin, Russia's greatest love machine
And so they shot him till he was dead.

by Manx Bloke January 4, 2008

dot cotton

Manx rhyming slang for rotton. A female with an unattractive, repulsive appearance.

That bird you pulled last night was dot cotton!

by Manx Bloke September 2, 2006

arse

Spoken in a posh english accent, it can be used to describe a person as being an idiot.

Lord Rumsford: "I say Jeeves, I asked for a bottle of Château Margaux 1978, not 1977 you complete arse!"
Jeeves: "Very good sir"

by Manx Bloke October 27, 2006

Fellatio Nelson

Performing an act of fellatio. (A pun on Heratio Nelson and Nelson's Column).

We were sat there watching tv, and the next thing I knew she was giving me the old Fellatio Nelson!

by Manx Bloke September 3, 2006