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Definitions by Mantisporkyrandallmcduck5

Jestermaxxing

When Max gets weird off the tequila and eddy combo, claims he’s not drunk and then makes a fool of himself on the poker table, often raging for no apparent reason when people are playing the game normally
Damn bro did Max lose all his money and head out to the hot tub again? Yeah he got ripped off the cutwaters and was jestermaxxing
An act of deception, for better or for worse, when a friend or colleague in some way, shape, or form does something that they should not be doing, whether by luck or skill.
"I heard Alex didn't study for that test and got an A, then proceeded to fuck a sexy ass pornstar and not bust a nut." God damn that fucking ferret ass.
Ferret by Mantisporkyrandallmcduck5 February 15, 2022
A nic stick.. preferably Baldwins, Stones, or Gages.
Aye can I rip your scuz? No, wtf you chez shuttup.
Scuz by Mantisporkyrandallmcduck5 December 15, 2021
A term to describe someone that can't figure it out or get it together.
Skins just knocked over his Arizona teas in Walmart... figure it out budzo.
Budzo by Mantisporkyrandallmcduck5 December 12, 2021
A fool-proof insult guaranteed to piss any of your friends off if you refer to them as it. Insulting and effeminate, it tends to rub most guys the wrong way.
Yeah whatever pinky keep your sus comments away from me dude.
Pinky by Mantisporkyrandallmcduck5 December 12, 2021
The opposite of pinky, when a person is behaving like a squid, constantly being slimy to the point where you refer to them as a squiddy, especially with emphasis.
Who was the person that knocked over my favorite dab rig? Squiddyyyyyyyy
Squiddy by Mantisporkyrandallmcduck5 December 12, 2021
An imaginary person that is the culprit of everything that could possibly be needed, done, wanted, etc... the answer to all of life's questions.
Who was that guy walking around with money flooding out of his pockets as he had endless girls wanting to have sex with him? Oh, that was McDuck.
McDuck by Mantisporkyrandallmcduck5 December 12, 2021