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"Schnoo's Law": The ones who are preaching the loudest on Sunday morning were out sinning the most on Saturday night.
A famous Louisiana Senator followed the mandates of Schnoo's Law when, after proclaiming the virtues of family values, was caught dating a prostitute.
by manny morgan August 5, 2007
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Rush Limbaugh, in defending his inane remarks on "phony soldiers", declared out of the blue that "Stalinists have taken over the Left" in America. To follow the strictures of Schnoo's Corollary, Limbaugh should be shown what a real gulag is like forthwith.
by Manny Morgan October 20, 2007
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