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FRET COLLECTOR

Someone who is compulsively buying new guitars. A FRET COLLECTOR may also expand the collection to include any instrument with frets, such as banjos, mandolins, ukuleles, with the intention of learning to play each and every one. Usually, a fret collector sticks to playing just one preferred guitar most of the time. The other instruments are displayed on the wall and are played once in a while for purposes of justifying why they purchased them. This also serves to keeping them in tune and to periodically remove the layer dust that has collected.
Wow! I see that Rod has a ton of instruments - he is a real FRET COLLECTOR! And from the looks of Mandi’s music room, she’s a FRET COLLECTOR too! They should plan a regular meeting for FRET COLLECTORS to hang out and jam and talk about guitars.
by Mandi Harmony February 12, 2022
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guesstimatrix

Someone who thinks they can estimate cost or duration of a renovation project but who have zero construction experience and really and truly has no clue what is involved. A Guesstimatrix, always a female, is obviously smarter overall than a Guesstimator. Despite this natural female smartitude, Guesstimatrices (plural) have no business estimating costs or duration of projects.
She’s planning another home reno! And we all know it’ll be 300% over-budget and take months longer than planned…next time that Guesstimatrix needs to hire a real contractor!
by Mandi Harmony June 23, 2021
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