Mandi Harmony's definitions
On a scale of one to ten, with 1 being “skid mark” and 10 being “I shit my pants”, the Pyjammi Tsunami is considered a 99.
The most powerful natural disaster known to humans, this catastrophe is very wet and extremely sudden. Nothing can stop the tsunami. The only thing that can slow it down is a decent pair of pyjamas...but not even the best quality PJ’s can survive this event.
Nurses are particularly adept at dealing with the aftermath of pyjammi tsunamis. Sadly, PTSD (Pyjammi-Tsunami-Stress-Disorder) runs rampant among nurses and other health care workers.
The most powerful natural disaster known to humans, this catastrophe is very wet and extremely sudden. Nothing can stop the tsunami. The only thing that can slow it down is a decent pair of pyjamas...but not even the best quality PJ’s can survive this event.
Nurses are particularly adept at dealing with the aftermath of pyjammi tsunamis. Sadly, PTSD (Pyjammi-Tsunami-Stress-Disorder) runs rampant among nurses and other health care workers.
Omg I woke up to a pyjammi tsunami. Hoping a bonfire will take care of all the laundry!
Noticed a man at the hotel restaurant who came down in his slippers for the free breakfast...obviously after a long night of partying. Yikes - after his third cup of coffee the place had to be evacuated. We were at ground zero of an impressive pyjammi-tsunami!
Noticed a man at the hotel restaurant who came down in his slippers for the free breakfast...obviously after a long night of partying. Yikes - after his third cup of coffee the place had to be evacuated. We were at ground zero of an impressive pyjammi-tsunami!
by Mandi Harmony July 20, 2018
Get the pyjammi tsunamimug. A synCRAPal episode is a specific type of syncopal episode (passing out or fainting) that happens when you’re straining to have a shit.
OMG! Murray has been rescued by the paramedics a dozen times this year - every time it’s the same story - he’s had a synCRAPal episode!
by Mandi Harmony November 20, 2020
Get the synCRAPal episodemug.