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Definitions by Man Jugs

Marinating 

Not washing for an extended period of time causing your "seasonings" (dirt, sweat, grease, etc.) to accumulate on your body, therefore making you smell stronger like a piece of marinated meat. Some might go on a "marinating streak" for even months especially hippies as it can be seen as 'natural'
Person 1: "How often should one marinate?"

Person 2: "Well I personally go for 3 days, but that's pretty low."

Person 1: "I feel like marinating for 7 days is a good halfway point, It makes you pretty seasoned but not TOO seasoned. 14 days is definitely the max before it turns into a full on streak."
Marinating by Man Jugs April 17, 2024
The most terrifying place to get hurt besides being in a jungle because you don't know what harmed you or if it has venom.
I got this weird cut that stings and itches after swimming in the ocean, I don't know how I got it though.
Ocean by Man Jugs February 21, 2022

Baltimore Barber Accent 

Barber with an accent that makes no fucking sense.
Conversation with someone with a Baltimore Barber Accent
barber: bay boy say he wanted to get his jionmion giggalasnack apaindn a futlmanutinsees, bay boy say say jittleline my jittleyou, bittleyou until a sneeblesnap apens. pongulla ooh Snack you wanna see that attleha barnes monasnacks but no cuttle a snap a snap apns? jouhnallasnsapapns. oohsnayapakayysnns.

kid: Dumfayce!

barber: 你为什么用谷歌翻译这个

kid: gaaah!

barber: asnap akayysnns HnnsnaPaPas nsnns

kid: Get outta my face!

barber: You know you didn't.
Baltimore Barber Accent by Man Jugs February 11, 2022