Man Jugs's definitions

Marinating

Not washing for an extended period of time causing your "seasonings" (dirt, sweat, grease, etc.) to accumulate on your body, therefore making you smell stronger like a piece of marinated meat. Some might go on a "marinating streak" for even months especially hippies as it can be seen as 'natural'

Person 1: "How often should one marinate?"

Person 2: "Well I personally go for 3 days, but that's pretty low."

Person 1: "I feel like marinating for 7 days is a good halfway point, It makes you pretty seasoned but not TOO seasoned. 14 days is definitely the max before it turns into a full on streak."

by Man Jugs April 17, 2024

Ocean

The most terrifying place to get hurt besides being in a jungle because you don't know what harmed you or if it has venom.

I got this weird cut that stings and itches after swimming in the ocean, I don't know how I got it though.

by Man Jugs February 21, 2022

Baltimore Barber Accent

Barber with an accent that makes no fucking sense.

Conversation with someone with a Baltimore Barber Accent
barber: bay boy say he wanted to get his jionmion giggalasnack apaindn a futlmanutinsees, bay boy say say jittleline my jittleyou, bittleyou until a sneeblesnap apens. pongulla ooh Snack you wanna see that attleha barnes monasnacks but no cuttle a snap a snap apns? jouhnallasnsapapns. oohsnayapakayysnns.

kid: Dumfayce!

barber: 你为什么用谷歌翻译这个

kid: gaaah!

barber: asnap akayysnns HnnsnaPaPas nsnns

kid: Get outta my face!

barber: You know you didn't.

by Man Jugs February 11, 2022