Definitions by Mama’s banana

Schmeed 

A schmeed is a relatively small penis, sometimes resembling a small nugget. Similar to a chode.

Man 1: I’m going to take what you care about most
Man 2: No! Not ma schmeed!

Schmeed by Mama’s banana January 2, 2020

Comatoast

Beat someone to near death with a steamy baguette

Officer: So?
Detective: Looks like he suffered a comatoast

Comatoast by Mama’s banana October 24, 2018