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2 definitions by
Mama’s banana
Comatoast
Beat someone to
near death
with
a steamy
baguette
Officer
: So?
Detective
: Looks like he suffered a
comatoast
by
Mama’s banana
October 24, 2018
Flag
Get the
Comatoast
mug.
Schmeed
A
schmeed
is a relatively small penis, sometimes resembling a small
nugget
. Similar to a
chode
.
Man 1: I’m going to take what you
care about
most
Man 2: No! Not
ma
schmeed
!
by
Mama’s banana
January 3, 2020
Flag
Get the
Schmeed
mug.