by Malware. January 13, 2019
When a black guy creampies a white girl.
by Malware. January 11, 2019
Pikachu is an Eletric-Mouse Pokemon and his partner is Ash Ketchum. Pikachu is cute and speaks with a high squeak. Looks can be deceiving because PIKACHU WILL FUCKING ROAST YOU ON A SPIT!
PIKACHU IS OVER 5 POUNDS OF FUCKIN' ELECTRICITY! HE MADE YOUR MOM BUY ALL OF THOSE FUCKING ELECTROTHERAPY SHITS AFTER HE FUCKED HER! HE CAN ROAST HOT DOGS WITH HIS FUCKIN BODY! HE CAN MAKE MASSIVE ELETRICAL STORMS BIG ENOUGH TO ELECTROCUTE YOU FATHER WHO LEFT YOU! AS IF THAT WASN'T ENOUGH, HE GETS FUCKIN BIGGER AND TURNS INTO RAICHU! A BIGGER FUCKER WITH MORE POWER!
PIKACHU IS OVER 5 POUNDS OF FUCKIN' ELECTRICITY! HE MADE YOUR MOM BUY ALL OF THOSE FUCKING ELECTROTHERAPY SHITS AFTER HE FUCKED HER! HE CAN ROAST HOT DOGS WITH HIS FUCKIN BODY! HE CAN MAKE MASSIVE ELETRICAL STORMS BIG ENOUGH TO ELECTROCUTE YOU FATHER WHO LEFT YOU! AS IF THAT WASN'T ENOUGH, HE GETS FUCKIN BIGGER AND TURNS INTO RAICHU! A BIGGER FUCKER WITH MORE POWER!
by Malware. January 23, 2019
Jiggypuff is a sweet, mischievous, pink, fluffy Pokemon. It's cuteness makes it a must have for young trainers. Looks can look decieving, because JIGGLYPUFF WILL FUCK UP YOUR SHIT!
JIGGLYPUFF IS PINK AWESOMENESS AND WILL SING YOUR MOM TO SLEEP AND FUUUCKK HER! BETTER YET, HE CAN SUCK UP PEOPLE AND FUCKING SPIT THEM OUT AND SEND THEM FLYING TO THEIR DEEEEEAAATHSS. JIGGLYPUFF IS THE SHIIIIT. HE USES HIS CUTENESS TO FUCK YOUR BIIITCH. KNOCK, KNOCK, IT'S JIGGLYPUFF MOTHERFUCKEER!
JIGGLYPUFF IS PINK AWESOMENESS AND WILL SING YOUR MOM TO SLEEP AND FUUUCKK HER! BETTER YET, HE CAN SUCK UP PEOPLE AND FUCKING SPIT THEM OUT AND SEND THEM FLYING TO THEIR DEEEEEAAATHSS. JIGGLYPUFF IS THE SHIIIIT. HE USES HIS CUTENESS TO FUCK YOUR BIIITCH. KNOCK, KNOCK, IT'S JIGGLYPUFF MOTHERFUCKEER!
by Malware. January 20, 2019
If anybody managed to get up off their asses and do something today, I congratulate you. You're not a lazy fuck
by Malware. January 11, 2019
A game children (or anybody) play whilst swimming. It's bit like tag. The person who is it must close their eyes and shout, "Marco!", while the others shout, "Polo!", the person who is it must follow the voices and try to tag someone. Never play on the streets of Italy, or some confused, angry Italians named Marco may follow you shouting Italian.
Jimmy and his friends enjoy a game of Marco Polo
Jimmy: MARCO!
Marco: What da hell do you a want?
Others: POLO!
Jimmy: MARCO!
Marco: What da hell do you a want?
Others: POLO!
by Malware. January 11, 2019
Whenever you take a shit and it hits the water with aa PLUNK! noise. Accompanied with water droplets splashing up and hitting the butthole.
by Malware. January 11, 2019