MalumLibrum958's definitions

Young Gun

A hitman, especially a young and inexperienced one.

The young gun pulled out his gun to shoot the clerk, but the clerk drew quicker and blew the idiot's brains out.

by MalumLibrum958 July 26, 2022

Get your shit together

Organize yourself in a meaningful way so as to actually accomplish things with your life.

Luke: My boss wants to fire me, my wife wants to leave me, and my house is in complete disrepair! What do I do?!
Earl: Dude, you need to get your shit together.

by MalumLibrum958 May 11, 2022

Unputdownable

(Of a book) To be so thrilling that you can't put it down.

Alice: How's your new book on antigravity?
Bob: It's unputdownable!
Alice: Wow! It's that good?
Bob: No, I accidentally glued it to my hands.

by MalumLibrum958 May 17, 2023

Bob

A male given name. It's short for Bobbert.

Hey, Bob! Or should I say... Mr. Bobbert?

by MalumLibrum958 September 22, 2020

Caught Lacking

To be caught in a situation in which you are unable to defend yourself.

He was caught lacking while taking a crap and shot.

by MalumLibrum958 June 9, 2024

DATK

Slang for "Dead At The Keyboard" or "Die At The Keyboard." Usually used when a player goes AFK at an inopportune moment.

I nearly won my last match, but unfortunately the other three guys on my team decided to DATK.

by MalumLibrum958 October 31, 2022

Dad Jokes

Annoying jokes your dad tells you. At one point you probably thought they were very funny, but not anymore. Now he just tells you them because he misses the old you and wishes he could go back to the good old days.

These dad jokes are very unfunny.

I'm worried about my dad. He keeps telling me dad jokes and sighing.

by MalumLibrum958 September 2, 2022