Plot Sword

A character being killed in an anticlimactic way because the plot demands it. The polar opposite of plot armor, where a character survives despite all odds because the plot demands it. Also known as dropped a bridge on him.

Person 1: How did a horde of rotting corpses manage to take out an army of heavily armed soldiers?
Person 2: I dunno? Plot sword?

by MalumLibrum958 September 2, 2022

Lied through your dick

To tell an outright lie without remorse.

Eminem: You said you were gay. You lied through your dick. For that, FUCK YOU.

by MalumLibrum958 April 16, 2023

Sleeping on the Curb

When you do something so monumentally stupid that it's not enough for your partner to make you sleep on the couch: you have to sleep outside on the curb instead.

Man, I really screwed the pooch this time. Guess I'm sleeping on the curb tonight.

by MalumLibrum958 September 18, 2023

Brutalizer

A person or thing that is absolutely brutal to other people. Oftentimes, a brutalizer is not only hard to kill, but also has a habit of murdering others in horrifically gruesome ways.

The brutalizer picked up his chainsaw and cut the peasant in half.
The brutalizer punched the man's brains out with his bare fists.

by MalumLibrum958 September 26, 2021

Come Back And Bite Me On The Ass

When something you have done with poor judgement and bad taste results in you being harshly rebuked.

When I was younger, I set my neighbor's car on fire. I hope it doesn't come back and bite me on the ass.

by MalumLibrum958 December 2, 2022

Tiny Defense

An IOS and Android tower defense game where tiny robots called "Minirobots" defend their home planet from invaders called the "Machines".

Me: Damn, I almost forgot all about Tiny Defense. I'd whittle away many a happy hour fighting the Machines with the help of the Minirobots. It's times like these when I know I grew up too fast.

by MalumLibrum958 January 1, 2023

Hung out to dry

To convince someone that you're both going to do something stupid and/or dangerous, only to bail out at the last minute so that only they do it.

Mary: Did you and Buford raid that dungeon yesterday with Jerry?
Todd: Naw, we got hung out to dry.

by MalumLibrum958 September 26, 2021