Blow the lid off

To unmask a conspiracy of some kind, typically in as grandiose a fashion as humanly possible.

The secret society covered its tracks pretty well, but rest assured that I'll blow the lid off this thing someday. In the meantime, I'll keep wearing my tinfoil hat.

by MalumLibrum958 October 10, 2023

Plot Sword

A character being killed in an anticlimactic way because the plot demands it. The polar opposite of plot armor, where a character survives despite all odds because the plot demands it. Also known as dropped a bridge on him.

Person 1: How did a horde of rotting corpses manage to take out an army of heavily armed soldiers?
Person 2: I dunno? Plot sword?

by MalumLibrum958 September 02, 2022

Evil-tempered

Habitually mean.

"In one hand Aunt Marge held an enormous suitcase, and tucked under the other was an old and evil-tempered bulldog."

by MalumLibrum958 August 16, 2020

Augh

The sound a guy makes when he falls in a woodchipper.

Bobby: Hey Rob, do you know how to pronounce "augh"?
Robby: (falls in woodchipper) AUGH!
Bobby: Hey, thanks, Rob! ...Rob?

by MalumLibrum958 January 06, 2023

Charm their pants off

To utterly amaze/astound someone, or alternatively convince them to make love to you.

Bob: Your mom's hot. Tonight, I'm going to charm their pants off.
Bill: Too much information, dad.

by MalumLibrum958 April 02, 2022

Ride

To copulate with.

In this world, it's ride or be ridden.

by MalumLibrum958 April 17, 2023

Antisemicrat

An antisemitic Democrat.

Antisemicrats were seen attending an anti-Israel rally on a college campus yesterday.

by MalumLibrum958 June 19, 2024