Beautiful Same

When the intrinsic beauty of basic and non changing things in life are lifted up as essential for more than esoteric reasons.

I was taken aback by the BEAUTIFUL SAME of the drive to the ocean; wherein nothing had changed in so many years. It was perfect from the first drive and wonderful ‘as is’.

by Major Thomas Randle March 16, 2019

Gas-lighting

Attempting to deceive others about farting by switching types: silent but deadly, long and lingering, popping corn, bold and blatant, hidden behind other sounds and the sonic stinky. Ultimately driving everyone around him crazy and nauseous!

One of my strangest friends tends to pretend that he doesn’t have digestive gaseous problems by Gas-lighting his farts in different ways instead of just owning them!!!

by Major Thomas Randle January 11, 2020

Scerworded

A wrong and very screwed up spelling of a word.

I absolutely SCERWORDED at least 3 words on that email to my new boss!

by Major Thomas Randle August 21, 2018

Prothetical

When pathetic actions are used by a professional con to confuse and evade judgement.

This guy is so pathetic, it often seems he’s a pro at acting ridiculous. I think they call his disorder ‘Prothetical’.... something? Or not?

by Major Thomas Randle September 10, 2019

At the end... it is.

The combination of: ‘At the end of the day’; and ‘It is what it is’. Therefore summing up the entire response to everything that ever happens with no obvious answer.

Although we may never know the reason for anything (ever);

AT THE END... IT IS.

by Major Thomas Randle July 22, 2018

It is what it ain’t

The unfortunate reality that things are not what they seem to be. The correction of ‘it is what it is’.

As I live longer I reply to people who tell me: ‘It is what it is’; with ‘It is what it ain’t’ because I am not able to deny and therefore imply agreement.

by Major Thomas Randle September 17, 2018

Mirror-Error

The fact about the nature of a reflection in which everything is distorted. Even the mirror that is not technically designed to produce incorrect information... the ‘exact’ reflection is the reverse reality.

I am falling deeper into the ‘Mirror-Error’ mentality of not trusting so many things and concepts that I never questioned before.

by Major Thomas Randle September 12, 2018