Cam-splaining

Political candidates who must try to explain negative or questionable actions from their past.

It was a very short time before he had to stop campaigning and start
CAM-SPLAINING the unacceptable things done in years past.

by Major Thomas Randle February 07, 2019

Scerworded

A wrong and very screwed up spelling of a word.

I absolutely SCERWORDED at least 3 words on that email to my new boss!

by Major Thomas Randle August 21, 2018

Half-ful

A 50% amount of hope; unlike hopeful; which is full.

I am HALF-FUL that the weather will improve. But certainly not depending upon it more than 50-50 chance.

by Major Thomas Randle September 20, 2018

NOPEST

The opposite of ‘dopest’. Something that is either uninteresting or wrong.

Due to conspiracy theories and poor attempts to reach a younger audience; the speaker was in reality the NOPEST lecturer ever!

by Major Thomas Randle November 18, 2018

That’s What He Did

The counter reply to ‘that’s what she said’. As in: ‘that jerk just ruined the evening with that terrible ‘that’s what she said joke”. Destroyed the night... That’s What he Did!

After complaining about the over cooked dinner he ate the meal without even chewing. That’s what He Did!!!

by Major Thomas Randle July 21, 2018

It is what it ain’t

The unfortunate reality that things are not what they seem to be. The correction of ‘it is what it is’.

As I live longer I reply to people who tell me: ‘It is what it is’; with ‘It is what it ain’t’ because I am not able to deny and therefore imply agreement.

by Major Thomas Randle September 17, 2018

Nano-Text

A very short text message; usually with very few characters or words.

My friend has a terrible smartphone plan that forces him to reply to my long texts with NANO-TEXT replies; which I never understand!

by Major Thomas Randle January 22, 2019