Definitions by Major Thomas

Democants 

The best name for the Democratic Party of 2017 due to their inability to be relevant.

I wish the lame Democants could actually stop the crazy Republicans; but they are seemingly unable to do anything this year.

Democants by Major Thomas December 29, 2017

Repukelicons 

The current (more precise) name for the Republican GOP party.

The Repukelicons have exposed the sickness of their embarrassing members in Congress!!!

Repukelicons by Major Thomas December 27, 2017

Hospitaful 

The terrible experience of being sick in a hospital.

After my surgery I swore I would never go to a hospitaful again no matter what!

Hospitaful by Major Thomas May 18, 2017

Joke-ling 

A person who uses simple (knock knock type) humor instead of creating their own jokes or sarcasm.

My wife is such a Joke-ling that she forgets the punchline of her knock knock humor!

Joke-ling by Major Thomas December 5, 2016