Major Thomas 's definitions

ShitBit

A bracelet that measures how much you crap in a 24 hour period.

I just got a SHITBIT and was amazed by the massive amount of huge turds that I pushed out yesterday!

by Major Thomas May 11, 2018

Hospitaful

The terrible experience of being sick in a hospital.

After my surgery I swore I would never go to a hospitaful again no matter what!

by Major Thomas May 18, 2017

Glitchin’ off

To temporarily daze or drift from the conversation subject.

I started GLITCHIN’ OFF during the boring class I was in today.

by Major Thomas May 8, 2018

Noplomacy

The opposite of diplomacy in which a country has made no effort to staff embassies around the world.

I guess our current plan for the State Department is NOPLOMACY instead of interacting with the now staff less embassies.

by Major Thomas March 14, 2018