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Definitions by Major Thomas

Rheborecal Question

A question that is so boring, uninteresting and obvious; that no one bothers to answer.
No one would answer his rheborecal question because it was so boring as to depress the group of people.

BiggerBang 

The next beginning of everything. As the entropy of the universe retraces into a single particle over and over again.
I believe that there will be a BIGGERBANG after the current universe is in entropy and will need to start again.
BiggerBang by Major Thomas May 20, 2018

‘Pledge to Appeasement’ 

The pre-written garbage that some actual ‘Newscasts’ made their Anchors and Pundits pledge because they were being used as Puppets by our broken leader.
I have lost all hope for getting facts from most Television Newscasts after watching the Pundits say the same ‘Pledge to Appeasement’ like puppets.

Artificial Ignorance 

When AI is created incorrectly and therefore is dysfunctional and ignorant; vs. a new form of superior intellect.
All the hype about the future of AI was ruined by its true essence of ARTIFICIAL IGNORANCE that made it worthless.

Dumbdits 

The talking heads of TV news stations who are experts on nothing except reading ‘talking points’ written by others.
It’s so hard to get true information on cable news stations because of the DUMBDITS who almost always get things wrong!
Dumbdits by Major Thomas May 11, 2018

Geniuass 

When a self proclaimed genius is always correcting and informing others about the real facts in a condescending manner.
That jerk thinks he’s a genius; but he is really a GENIUASS... because of the inherent need to debate and demean other people’s statements.
Geniuass by Major Thomas May 11, 2018
A bracelet that measures how much you crap in a 24 hour period.
I just got a SHITBIT and was amazed by the massive amount of huge turds that I pushed out yesterday!
ShitBit by Major Thomas May 11, 2018