Major Thomas 's definitions

Rheborecal Question

A question that is so boring, uninteresting and obvious; that no one bothers to answer.

No one would answer his rheborecal question because it was so boring as to depress the group of people.

by Major Thomas June 14, 2018

‘Pledge to Appeasement’

The pre-written garbage that some actual ‘Newscasts’ made their Anchors and Pundits pledge because they were being used as Puppets by our broken leader.

I have lost all hope for getting facts from most Television Newscasts after watching the Pundits say the same ‘Pledge to Appeasement’ like puppets.

by Major Thomas May 20, 2018

Hospitaful

The terrible experience of being sick in a hospital.

After my surgery I swore I would never go to a hospitaful again no matter what!

by Major Thomas May 18, 2017

ShitBit

A bracelet that measures how much you crap in a 24 hour period.

I just got a SHITBIT and was amazed by the massive amount of huge turds that I pushed out yesterday!

by Major Thomas May 11, 2018

Joke-ling

A person who uses simple (knock knock type) humor instead of creating their own jokes or sarcasm.

My wife is such a Joke-ling that she forgets the punchline of her knock knock humor!

by Major Thomas December 5, 2016

Artificial Ignorance

When AI is created incorrectly and therefore is dysfunctional and ignorant; vs. a new form of superior intellect.

All the hype about the future of AI was ruined by its true essence of ARTIFICIAL IGNORANCE that made it worthless.

by Major Thomas May 20, 2018

Crisistance

Making everything into a crisis instead of decreasing anxiety and use rational degree of labeling.

Instead of the constant CRISISTANCE that has now made everything into a frenzied issue; logic must intercede.

by Major Thomas February 26, 2018