Hospitaful

The terrible experience of being sick in a hospital.

After my surgery I swore I would never go to a hospitaful again no matter what!

by Major Thomas May 19, 2017

Crisistance

Making everything into a crisis instead of decreasing anxiety and use rational degree of labeling.

Instead of the constant CRISISTANCE that has now made everything into a frenzied issue; logic must intercede.

by Major Thomas February 24, 2018

Unforeal

Something that is beyond belief due to the incredulous and obvious absurdity. False misleading untruths.

The sheer volume of lies coming from this administration is UNFOREAL.

by Major Thomas March 13, 2018

E-bailing

Using email or text message to cancel or change some commitments; instead of calling or in person.

I WAS E-BAILING ON PEOPLE ALL DAY BECAUSE I HAD PROMISED TO MEET THEM FOR INTERVIEWS.

by Major Thomas February 20, 2018

ShitBit

A bracelet that measures how much you crap in a 24 hour period.

I just got a SHITBIT and was amazed by the massive amount of huge turds that I pushed out yesterday!

by Major Thomas March 15, 2018

Ribosomal Ring

A wavelength orbit ring around the earth which is comprised of the collective memory of humanity; and is the source for the function of ribosomes and RNA.

Once I die, I will join the RIBOSOMAL RING of eternity orbiting above and forming the human collective.

by Major Thomas February 14, 2018

Repukelicons

The current (more precise) name for the Republican GOP party.

The Repukelicons have exposed the sickness of their embarrassing members in Congress!!!

by Major Thomas December 27, 2017