ShitBit

A bracelet that measures how much you crap in a 24 hour period.

I just got a SHITBIT and was amazed by the massive amount of huge turds that I pushed out yesterday!

by Major Thomas March 15, 2018

Repukelicons

The current (more precise) name for the Republican GOP party.

The Repukelicons have exposed the sickness of their embarrassing members in Congress!!!

by Major Thomas December 27, 2017

Beginnial

The youngest members of the Millennial generation.

He is so young that he is more like a BEGINNIAL versus a Millennial!

by Major Thomas March 15, 2018

Artificial Ignorance

When AI is created incorrectly and therefore is dysfunctional and ignorant; vs. a new form of superior intellect.

All the hype about the future of AI was ruined by its true essence of ARTIFICIAL IGNORANCE that made it worthless.

by Major Thomas April 03, 2018

Unforeal

Something that is beyond belief due to the incredulous and obvious absurdity. False misleading untruths.

The sheer volume of lies coming from this administration is UNFOREAL.

by Major Thomas March 13, 2018

Dented

A strange or harsh statement (action) which is abnormally bizarre.

The person had a DENTED view of the world as seen by his constant angry or abnormal response to almost every situation.

by Major Thomas February 18, 2018

Protosapiens

A new form of human beings who are experimental and beta formulated.

This new species of Protosapiens are not really beyond beta testing and therefore still unknown to most.

by Major Thomas March 15, 2018