Major Madcat's definitions

shotgun friendship

An unhealthy relationship in which someone is hastily forced to be someone else’s friend. Much like a shotgun wedding where someone is forced to marry another person for alternative reasons and not true love, shotgun friendships usually involve guilt tripping or emotional blackmail.

Their relationship was unfortunately a shotgun friendship.

by Major Madcat July 16, 2019

karma shark

A portmanteau on the words “karma” and “business shark”; a karma shark is a selfish person who superficially does selfless things such as charity, favors, etc. expecting rewards. Such a person believes good deeds or good karma should be treated as credit in order to gain materialistic rewards. A karma shark will often try to manipulate, guilt trip, emotionally blackmail, or peer pressure people into doing favors in return for said acts of generosity loaded with selfishness.

That dude was such a sleazy karma shark for doing all those favors with strings attached!

by Major Madcat July 19, 2019

spirituality snob

A hypocritical person who claims to be "spiritual" and believes him/herself to have the best beliefs while looking down on others for believing in traditional religions such as Christianity, Islam, Judaism, Buddhism, etc. Because they choose to mix and match or even make up their own beliefs, spirituality snobs tend to be egotistic or narcissistic. A spirituality snob is very condescending and claims that everyone else is judgmental when in fact he or she is the most judgmental person in the room.

When will that spirituality snob shut up about how she claims she is so much better than anybody else?

by Major Madcat July 15, 2019

rainbow chaser

A person who constantly wants or desires friends, significant others, objects of desire, etc. that he or she does not have. When a rainbow chaser finally obtains the friend, significant other, object of desire, etc. that he/she so longed for; the rainbow chaser does not appreciate whatever the subject he/she was seeking and moves on to other desires that are not obtained. Rainbow chasers are never truly happy as they never appreciate anybody or anything. Because they are so selfish and lack commitment, rainbow chasers can be narcissists.

Never befriend or date a rainbow chaser, they are so selfish!

by Major Madcat July 17, 2019