Definitions by Major Madcat
flat phone freak
A socially inept person who does not know how to communicate verbally or in person but does all their talking through texting on his or her flat screen cell phone. Flat phone freaks tend to be cowards behind keyboards. They rely too much on auto correcting spellchecking software thus making them incompetent in grammar and spelling. Then again flat phone freaks are way too dependent on technology to do anything to survive let alone write in cursive.
Look at those flat phone freaks text messaging each other while they are standing right in front of each other!
flat phone freak by Major Madcat July 14, 2019
zodiac maniac
A pretentious person who believes in nothing but zodiac signs and assumes to know what everybody is like inside due to horoscope descriptions. A zodiac maniac insists he/she have no need for religion and is in denial that the zodiac is made from an ancient geocentric religion that was made when people believed the earth was flat. zodiac maniacs are usually people that cannot go one moment without consulting their horoscope or say someone will be a bad match for them just because of their zodiac sign without even getting to know that person.
zodiac maniac by Major Madcat July 12, 2019
trigger warning baby
A self victimizing individual who attempts to elicit sympathy or pity for attention by posting various posts online beginning with a trigger warning. These posts often threaten that the individual in question will leave a group, leave a social media website, harm self, or even commit suicide. The goal of these posts that a trigger warning baby makes are attempt to emotionally blackmail or guilt trip others into talking to him/her, privately messaging him/her, or even attempting to find a significant other.
trigger warning baby by Major Madcat July 10, 2019
more tolerant than thou
a certain quality characterized by a specific hypocrisy that stems from telling others to be tolerant despite the fact the individual demanding tolerance is one sided as well as having an attitude of moral superiority. People who tend to be more tolerant than thou tend to be anti-Christians, social justice warriors, third wave feminists, or tumblrinas.
more tolerant than thou by Major Madcat July 10, 2019