Definitions by Major Madcat
dunce pigeon
An ignorant uncultured person who hovers and annoys everybody with his or her own stupidity. As pigeons usually strut around and poop from above, it is easy to see why someone who gives others crap is called a dunce pigeon. Such a type of person is very much self infantilizing and immature. Dunce pigeons are often known to bother others by talking about unwanted irrelevant subjects or carelessly breaking objects.
dunce pigeon by Major Madcat July 17, 2019
shotgun friendship
An unhealthy relationship in which someone is hastily forced to be someone else’s friend. Much like a shotgun wedding where someone is forced to marry another person for alternative reasons and not true love, shotgun friendships usually involve guilt tripping or emotional blackmail.
shotgun friendship by Major Madcat July 16, 2019
curfew pumpkin
A person who sneaks out to dance parties, raves, concerts and other such social events without his or her parents’ permission and must return before a certain time or before the parents notice that their child is gone. Much like how Cinderella had to return home unnoticed before the stroke of midnight and the carriage returned to being a pumpkin, people who are curfew pumpkins must slip in and out of their house without being detected.
curfew pumpkin by Major Madcat July 16, 2019
goldfish poop pest
An unwanted person who follows another person or group of people around. Due to the fact goldfish have a hard time shaking off their feces; this describes the level of utter annoyance as to what describes a goldfish poop pest. The most extreme goldfish poop pests are crazy fans and stalkers.
goldfish poop pest by Major Madcat July 16, 2019
church rat
A snobby person who only shows up to church service and attends as many as possible to try and look holier than any other person in the congregation. Whereas people who attend a church service with pure altruistic intentions can be compared to church mice, a church rat is someone who is a predatory pest in comparison to the harmless mice. Church rats tend to be holier than thou, hypocritical, gossiping nuisances.
He's a church rat looks down on the other people who don't come to every church service let alone every sunday.
church rat by Major Madcat July 16, 2019
toxic fairy tale
A fairy tale that has been rewritten or portrayed differently than its original moral of the story in order to suit someone else's political agenda as propaganda. An example would be when Adolf Hitler rewrote “Little Red Riding Hood” to be antisemitic propaganda. Another example would be social justice warriors forcing Disney and other companies to portray characters as people of color or LGBTQ when they were never there originally in order to promote "diversity" in such an artificially forced manner. Spinoffs such as “Wicked” are also considered toxic fairy tales as they deviate from the allegorical messages of the original fictions.
toxic fairy tale by Major Madcat July 16, 2019
spirituality snob
A hypocritical person who claims to be "spiritual" and believes him/herself to have the best beliefs while looking down on others for believing in traditional religions such as Christianity, Islam, Judaism, Buddhism, etc. Because they choose to mix and match or even make up their own beliefs, spirituality snobs tend to be egotistic or narcissistic. A spirituality snob is very condescending and claims that everyone else is judgmental when in fact he or she is the most judgmental person in the room.
When will that spirituality snob shut up about how she claims she is so much better than anybody else?
spirituality snob by Major Madcat July 15, 2019