A socially inept person who does not know how to communicate verbally or in person but does all their talking through texting on his or her flat screen cell phone. Flat phone freaks tend to be cowards behind keyboards. They rely too much on auto correcting spellchecking software thus making them incompetent in grammar and spelling. Then again flat phone freaks are way too dependent on technology to do anything to survive let alone write in cursive.
Look at those flat phone freaks text messaging each other while they are standing right in front of each other!
by Major Madcat July 14, 2019
A portmanteau on the words "emotion" and "nazi". An emotionazi is a selfishly forceful person who believes that his/her feelings are justified no matter what even in the face of truth, science, or moral law for that matter. There is no reasoning with emotionazis as the only thing they listen to and whine about is their feelings. Emotionazis will often say things like "Facts don't matter, feelings matter!" hence why they are violent anti-intellectuals.
by Major Madcat July 28, 2019
A hypocritical person who claims to be "spiritual" and believes him/herself to have the best beliefs while looking down on others for believing in traditional religions such as Christianity, Islam, Judaism, Buddhism, etc. Because they choose to mix and match or even make up their own beliefs, spirituality snobs tend to be egotistic or narcissistic. A spirituality snob is very condescending and claims that everyone else is judgmental when in fact he or she is the most judgmental person in the room.
When will that spirituality snob shut up about how she claims she is so much better than anybody else?
by Major Madcat July 15, 2019
A person who constantly wants or desires friends, significant others, objects of desire, etc. that he or she does not have. When a rainbow chaser finally obtains the friend, significant other, object of desire, etc. that he/she so longed for; the rainbow chaser does not appreciate whatever the subject he/she was seeking and moves on to other desires that are not obtained. Rainbow chasers are never truly happy as they never appreciate anybody or anything. Because they are so selfish and lack commitment, rainbow chasers can be narcissists.
by Major Madcat July 17, 2019
A pretentious person who believes in nothing but zodiac signs and assumes to know what everybody is like inside due to horoscope descriptions. A zodiac maniac insists he/she have no need for religion and is in denial that the zodiac is made from an ancient geocentric religion that was made when people believed the earth was flat. zodiac maniacs are usually people that cannot go one moment without consulting their horoscope or say someone will be a bad match for them just because of their zodiac sign without even getting to know that person.
by Major Madcat July 12, 2019
A person who sneaks out to dance parties, raves, concerts and other such social events without his or her parents’ permission and must return before a certain time or before the parents notice that their child is gone. Much like how Cinderella had to return home unnoticed before the stroke of midnight and the carriage returned to being a pumpkin, people who are curfew pumpkins must slip in and out of their house without being detected.
by Major Madcat July 16, 2019
A portmanteau on the words “karma” and “business shark”; a karma shark is a selfish person who superficially does selfless things such as charity, favors, etc. expecting rewards. Such a person believes good deeds or good karma should be treated as credit in order to gain materialistic rewards. A karma shark will often try to manipulate, guilt trip, emotionally blackmail, or peer pressure people into doing favors in return for said acts of generosity loaded with selfishness.
by Major Madcat July 20, 2019