An unhealthy relationship in which someone is hastily forced to be someone else’s friend. Much like a shotgun wedding where someone is forced to marry another person for alternative reasons and not true love, shotgun friendships usually involve guilt tripping or emotional blackmail.
by Major Madcat July 16, 2019
Get the shotgun friendship mug.A portmanteau on the words "emotion" and "nazi". An emotionazi is a selfishly forceful person who believes that his/her feelings are justified no matter what even in the face of truth, science, or moral law for that matter. There is no reasoning with emotionazis as the only thing they listen to and whine about is their feelings. Emotionazis will often say things like "Facts don't matter, feelings matter!" hence why they are violent anti-intellectuals.
by Major Madcat July 28, 2019
Get the emotionazi mug.A person who constantly wants or desires friends, significant others, objects of desire, etc. that he or she does not have. When a rainbow chaser finally obtains the friend, significant other, object of desire, etc. that he/she so longed for; the rainbow chaser does not appreciate whatever the subject he/she was seeking and moves on to other desires that are not obtained. Rainbow chasers are never truly happy as they never appreciate anybody or anything. Because they are so selfish and lack commitment, rainbow chasers can be narcissists.
by Major Madcat July 17, 2019
Get the rainbow chaser mug.An unwanted person who follows another person or group of people around. Due to the fact goldfish have a hard time shaking off their feces; this describes the level of utter annoyance as to what describes a goldfish poop pest. The most extreme goldfish poop pests are crazy fans and stalkers.
by Major Madcat July 16, 2019
Get the goldfish poop pest mug.A portmanteau on the words "narcissist" and "fiction"; a narcifiction (whether it is original fiction or fan fiction) is a story that is meant to glorify whomever wrote it and give said writer self gratification and wish fulfillment. Characters within said ego inflating writing are author avatars or Mary Sues/Gary Stus.
All of her stories are narcifictions as they are all tales where she self inserts herself whether it's her own original fiction or fan fiction!
by Major Madcat October 31, 2020
Get the Narcifiction mug.An ignorant uncultured person who hovers and annoys everybody with his or her own stupidity. As pigeons usually strut around and poop from above, it is easy to see why someone who gives others crap is called a dunce pigeon. Such a type of person is very much self infantilizing and immature. Dunce pigeons are often known to bother others by talking about unwanted irrelevant subjects or carelessly breaking objects.
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Get the dunce pigeon mug.A work of fan fiction in which the writer of said fan fiction decides to replace the hero/heroine with him/herself. Because it is essentially copying a character's life like copying someone's diary, such fan fiction is unimaginative plagiarism. People who write protagonist plagiarism fan fictions are usually uncreative and incapable of writing their own stories. A person who is a protagonist plagiarist is also a sub type of Mary Sue that only writes for his or her own self gratification.
by Major Madcat August 21, 2019
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