mérdecin

n. & adj., a wilful or negligent supply of shit medical services for personal gain (usually) at public expense. Etymology: uncertain, but the term was used by Guillaume Apollinaire in his 1917 libretto for the opera Les Mamelles de Tirésias. For other shit medical services see 'Pigott-Sowery Effect, The'

'... the quack sold me an enema the other day... if you ask me it's mérdecin.'

by Magnolia Badminton June 07, 2025

Plummer

One who engages in Plumming; the act of licking or sucking another’s testicles

Everyone knows that Chris is a bit of a Plummer. He gave me nuts a good plumming

by Magnolia Badminton May 18, 2019

chazzer

a charity shop

I was having a dekko in the chazzer with me mate
meaning: I was browsing the charity shop with my associate

by Magnolia Badminton May 10, 2019