Magnolia Badminton's definitions

chazzer

a charity shop

I was having a dekko in the chazzer with me mate
meaning: I was browsing the charity shop with my associate

by Magnolia Badminton May 10, 2019

Plummer

One who engages in Plumming; the act of licking or sucking another’s testicles

Everyone knows that Chris is a bit of a Plummer. He gave me nuts a good plumming

by Magnolia Badminton May 18, 2019

mérdecin

n. & adj., a wilful or negligent supply of shit medical services for personal gain (usually) at public expense. Etymology: uncertain, but the term was used by Guillaume Apollinaire in his 1917 libretto for the opera Les Mamelles de Tirésias. For other shit medical services see 'Pigott-Sowery Effect, The'

'... the quack sold me an enema the other day... if you ask me it's mérdecin.'

by Magnolia Badminton June 7, 2025