Spoon

The worst possible way to die...

Dude... If you don't stop, I'll fucking spoon you to death.

by MagicDonJuan November 29, 2004

Statistic

A person with a disease

uhh... YOU!

by MagicDonJuan November 16, 2003

nast

Horrible... worse than nasty

Magic: I just stuck my penis into that tree!
Jenna Jameson: You are so NAST!!!
Magic: Am I?!?!? (in a sexual tone)
Jenna Jameson: Ohhh Magic... stop that, ohh... uhhh... awww now there's nast all over my face.

by MagicDonJuan November 29, 2004

Cult

A group of religious dudes, that want you to cut off your balls.

C'mon, cut off your balls, we all did it!

by MagicDonJuan November 24, 2003

maldorf

a word that means ass... used to mock nerds

Lick on my maldorf.. ohhhhh yeah

by MagicDonJuan November 29, 2004

quawdock

means nothing... funny to say i guess

what the fuck?! quawdock!

by MagicDonJuan November 29, 2004