MagicDonJuan's definitions

man boob

You get man boobs when you eat a lot of food. Then you become fat, then all of a sudden PFFFFT!!! Man boobs.

Holy crap! Those are some big man boobs!

by MagicDonJuan December 31, 2003

Cult

A group of religious dudes, that want you to cut off your balls.

C'mon, cut off your balls, we all did it!

by MagicDonJuan November 23, 2003

hostage

When you hold a person, or item for ransom, or just for fun.

Cop: Magic, we know you are in there, release the hostages.
Magic: What hostages!?

by MagicDonJuan November 23, 2003

Zeetisapeetis

A common word used in Xenon on that Disney show. I heard it, and I could not stop laughing. It's definitely a sexual enuendo.

Zeetisapeetis Xenon! I like to make up stupid words!

by MagicDonJuan November 23, 2003

Sweatshirt

Something you put on your girl so other guys can not see her breasts.

He makes me wear turtle neck sweatshirts all of the time, I can't even wear what I want!

by MagicDonJuan November 21, 2003

Statistic

A person with a disease

uhh... YOU!

by MagicDonJuan November 15, 2003